middenface said:
'but their deck plans seem to have been laid out by a retarded person'
That was over the top.
My only reply is "I apologize."
'communist nor a tree hugging socialist hippy, so I am not a Mac user'
(not that there is anything wrong with either, but your comment implies there is, and my colleague is one, and he is neither a hippy or communist)
Sorry but I have to stand by this one.
(If you are not a Mac user then of course the statement does not apply to you.)
It is a well known sociological fact that all Mac users fall into one of 4 categories:
* Hostage
Totally harmless.
Use a Mac only because someone has placed either an economic or a literal gun to their heads.
They would rather use a PC but their employer is probably a socialist tree-hugging hippy.
* Liberals
Mostly harmless except when voting.
Laws should be passed to repeal the suffrage for all Liberals.
* Socialists
Dangerous to the social fabric of Western culture.
Should be placed in prison, or at the very least put on a terrorist watch list after voting.
Many of these are of the tree-hugging hippy type, or have joined some "green", "recycling" or "renewable energy" cult.
Most are extremely addicted to "Mac Cult" products and will buy anything the cult produces.
Often these "Cult Members" will resort to theft and other anti-social behaviors to support their addiction to "Mac Cult" products.
* Communists
Extremely dangerous and should be executed on-site.
The method execution must be chosen carefully otherwise they will bombard you with "Hypnotic Hippy-Talk Mind Control" which may cause you to stop the execution, or worse, become a Mac user or a communist yourself.
The preferred methods of execution to avoid HHT Mind control are:
* Hanging - With a pure hemp rope made by well compensated indigenous peoples from a third world country.
* Electric Chair - Powered by solar or some other renewable energy source.
The "Mac Cult" leaders and elite are all communists with very advanced Hypnotic Hippy-Talk Mind Control abilities. Proceed with extreme caution when encountering them.
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