Utgardloki
Mongoose
I should start reading the Infernumbooks so I can start posting about that setting.
At any rate, while talking about my own D&D game with someone today, I meant to refer to the movie Van Helsing, but said "Van Halen" instead. I don't think there was a Van Halen movie, but I have the DVD of Van Halen videos, and if you've seen them, you might see how they can inspire a Macho Women with Guns area.
Four guys stake out an area where they survive with the help of a bunch of weird looking people (featured in David Lee Roth videos), and also some of the most voluptuously gorgeous babes on the planet (also featured in David Lee Roth videos). So mega-voluptuous are these women, that I have to make up a new disadvantage for them: Mega-Voluptuousness.
Mega-Voluptuousness
Buy Off: Permanent; can not be bought off
Your voluptuousness goes beyond simply chest and hip size, and actually warps space and time, causing anything you wear to fit very tightly.
Points: Mega-voluptuousness is worth two points.
Effect: Any clothes that you wear fight tightly, even if designed not to. Any skirt will cling to your legs, reducing movement by half, or half normal if the skirt you are wearing is normally tight enough to reduce movement. Wearing any clothes that are not stretchable will cause you to incur a -2, -4, or -6 penalty to Spot, Listen, and Concentration checks as the tight clothing distracts you. Any armor causes a penalty to Dexterity equal to its armor bonus, as long as it is worn.
Any time you make a modified attack roll above 20, a garment you wear takes 1d3 damage. Elastic clothing takes one point less damage than rolled, and very elastic clothing takes two points less damage. Rigid or inflexible attire may take 1 or 2 points damage more than normal.
At any rate, while talking about my own D&D game with someone today, I meant to refer to the movie Van Helsing, but said "Van Halen" instead. I don't think there was a Van Halen movie, but I have the DVD of Van Halen videos, and if you've seen them, you might see how they can inspire a Macho Women with Guns area.
Four guys stake out an area where they survive with the help of a bunch of weird looking people (featured in David Lee Roth videos), and also some of the most voluptuously gorgeous babes on the planet (also featured in David Lee Roth videos). So mega-voluptuous are these women, that I have to make up a new disadvantage for them: Mega-Voluptuousness.
Mega-Voluptuousness
Buy Off: Permanent; can not be bought off
Your voluptuousness goes beyond simply chest and hip size, and actually warps space and time, causing anything you wear to fit very tightly.
Points: Mega-voluptuousness is worth two points.
Effect: Any clothes that you wear fight tightly, even if designed not to. Any skirt will cling to your legs, reducing movement by half, or half normal if the skirt you are wearing is normally tight enough to reduce movement. Wearing any clothes that are not stretchable will cause you to incur a -2, -4, or -6 penalty to Spot, Listen, and Concentration checks as the tight clothing distracts you. Any armor causes a penalty to Dexterity equal to its armor bonus, as long as it is worn.
Any time you make a modified attack roll above 20, a garment you wear takes 1d3 damage. Elastic clothing takes one point less damage than rolled, and very elastic clothing takes two points less damage. Rigid or inflexible attire may take 1 or 2 points damage more than normal.