Planet Crackers

[Valarian]

Hey, there's the B5 Traveller supplement out. That puts the Vorlons and Shadows in to play, with the Vorlon Planet Destroyer and Shadow Death Cloud to play with.

 

[RandyT0001]

Do you mean planet crackers like animal crackers, cracker cookies of various planets?

 

[GypsyComet]

Its named for the blue-shifted vision and apparent time dilation experienced by the drinker. Vodka is optional.

That, and the fact that when you've drunk enough that gravity is no longer opposed, you get the distinct feeling that there's a planet rushing towards you at near light speed.

Which, coincidentally, it usually is.

....that's no moon !
............Oh wait, nevermind, ...it is.

..............I wonder if it will be friends with me?!?

........Damn.[CRUNCH]

 

[Infojunky]

Do you mean planet crackers like animal crackers, cracker cookies of various planets?

Man that is a good one too....

 

[Thlaylie]

It's exactly like crackers, but not animal, more like Cheesits. Giant cheese wedge of destruction into planet... swoooosh Cheesit!

 

[AndrewW]

It's exactly like crackers, but not animal, more like Cheesits. Giant cheese wedge of destruction into planet... swoooosh Cheesit!

Doesn't that only work if the planet is made of cheese like Earth's moon?

 

[captainjack23]

Doesn't that only work if the planet is made of cheese like Earth's moon?

Gouda ? Wenslydale ? It's like no cheese on Earth, Grommet !

 

[Infojunky]

Doesn't that only work if the planet is made of cheese like Earth's moon?

Gouda ? Wenslydale ? It's like no cheese on Earth, Grommet !

Humm.... A nice Wenslydale with apricots sound nice on a rainy day like today....

Not exactly bar food though...

 

[GypsyComet]

Depends on the bar.

One thing you can be sure of, though. If a bar is serving dried fruit and beer, their WC is probably larger than the public room...

 

[Infojunky]

Depends on the bar.

One thing you can be sure of, though. If a bar is serving dried fruit and beer, their WC is probably larger than the public room...

Hummm.... A Name...

The Regularity..

 

[GypsyComet]

Beware the brownies. "Ancient Terran Secret X-Weapon", the barkeep calls them.

 

[Infojunky]

Beware the brownies. "Ancient Terran Secret X-Weapon", the barkeep calls them.

When asked about what's in them he mumbles somethin' about Carob and Wheatgerm.....

 

[arkhan]

All right, now this has degenerated into pure silliness (and about time. too!)

 

[captainjack23]

All right, now this has degenerated into pure silliness (and about time. too!)

AWK ! Grand Moff Polly wants a planet cracker ! AWWWK !

 

[GypsyComet]

Do the gas giant crackers make your voice go up two octaves?