JLS83WARRIOR said:
I like MI, but bugs take the cake and the whole damn buffet on paint jobs.
Not to mention the appetizers, soup, dessert, and ALL the crap in my freezer!
A bug with a good paint job can make whole MI units flee the table in "Fashion Embarrassment:"
"Damn, Sarge! Them Bugs always look so...together!"
"Yeah, Sarge! They always have all the right accessories too!"
"Rodger that, guys! How come we always show up to the fight looking like a bunch of dorks in burlap, and them bugs always look sooo stylish!!!!"
"Did ya see that one over on the right flank? Now THAT was a good-lookin' Bug!"
"Oh man! Why don't us Apes get any of the really trendy stuff to wear?"
*Platoon Sergeant shakes head and walks away*