slaine resource curses

[The King]

may you teeth rot the next time you open your mouth and you eyes dry in their sockets.

 

[Standing-Stone]

May your man-milk harden before it leaves you body.

 

[Standing-Stone]

'May your blood turn to acid on your wedding night.'

 

[Standing-Stone]

'May your head sink into your shoulders and reverse out of your back passage the next time you fail to warp spasm correctly.'

 

[toothill man]

nasty I like that one :twisted: the victum would then have a great life in politics :shock: :wink: :lol:

 

[Standing-Stone]

Glad you like my contribution.

Now, back to the thinking chair.

 

[The King]

'May your head sink into your shoulders and reverse out of your back passage the next time you fail to warp spasm correctly.'

This one is nasty.

 

[toothill man]

may your eyeballs and ears swap places :twisted:

 

[toothill man]

may your eyeballs boil in their sockets

 

[Standing-Stone]

May your harness rot and your neck torc tigthen till your face turns blue while the tarten in your pants fade and the horns in your buckle drop out.

 

[toothill man]

thats a brilliant slaine curse and must find a use for it

 

[Standing-Stone]

Put simply, 'May the seams of your [HERO] harness burst while you need them most'

I wish I had used that one instead of the other. Because 'Less is more'.

 

[The King]

May you have your arse hair grow on your face.

 

[Standing-Stone]

'May your gums bleed when putting the kink out of your blade.'

or

'May you grind your teeth down, while straightening the crooked edge of your sword.'

 

[toothill man]

may you spine turn to stone :twisted:

 

[toothill man]

may your guts turn to water :shock:

 

[Standing-Stone]

[Cursing a bard]

May your colon tighten while trying to sing

[Or]

May your colon tighten while clearing your throat

 

[toothill man]

using your voice makes you wet your pants :twisted:

 

[Standing-Stone]

May the blood spurting from your neck stump, stain the ground forever serving as a warning to anybody else that wants to have a go. :roll:

 

[toothill man]

may all you find is boredom and a boring death