toothill man
Mongoose
may your kilts always smell of wee :twisted:
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lastbesthope
Mongoose
May you only ever be able to find Diet Irn-Bru to drink
(For those that are unaware, the Diet version is manky)
LBH
(For those that are unaware, the Diet version is manky)
LBH
Standing-Stone
Banded Mongoose
That last ones funny because in a way it's true.
You know, that actalley happens about anywhere from fifteen minutes- hour after you finished your mead or ale.
You know, that actalley happens about anywhere from fifteen minutes- hour after you finished your mead or ale.
The King
Cosmic Mongoose
You are right, I wasn't as specific. I meant the transformation would occur before you swallow the drink.
Anyway and theoritically, there is much water in food (fruits and vegetables) and it should be possible to practically only eat without the need to drink as some part of the water in food is also transformed (internally) into pee.
But this should be a great curse for beer lovers.
Anyway and theoritically, there is much water in food (fruits and vegetables) and it should be possible to practically only eat without the need to drink as some part of the water in food is also transformed (internally) into pee.
But this should be a great curse for beer lovers.
Standing-Stone
Banded Mongoose
Well, just say :-
'May you Mead/Ale/beer turn to urine before you drink it'
or
'May your next taste mead/ale/beer taste of urine'
'May you Mead/Ale/beer turn to urine before you drink it'
or
'May your next taste mead/ale/beer taste of urine'
toothill man
Mongoose
may your ear drums burst making your brains leak over your shoulders.
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