slaine resource curses

[toothill man]

that has got to hurt :shock: :wink: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

[FailedSpotCheck]

May your wife's company seem less appealing than that of a sheep.

 

[toothill man]

poor sheep :shock: :wink: :lol:

 

[The King]

May you have to scratch your back each time you adress to chiefs and lords.

 

[The King]

May you never find the truth you look and alway discover afterwards how you were lied to.

 

[Tathlum]

May the Bards forget your name and deeds by sunset.
May all your daughters have beards and your sons none.

 

[toothill man]

may you only mount goats just like your mother and grandmother

 

[The King]

May you never find shelter when you need one.

 

[toothill man]

may every fowl bite you and every bee sting you

 

[The King]

May you never understand your own kin

 

[toothill man]

may all you love die under your hands

 

[The King]

may you loose you ability to speech and only express yourself through barking

 

[toothill man]

may your eyeballs weep blood till you die

 

[The King]

May your guts be expelled from your body through your arse.

 

[Standing-Stone]

May you expell yours through your nose.

 

[The King]

Well, I just expell mucus, but at least I don't reingurgitate it

 

[toothill man]

may your eyeballs boil in your sockects :twisted:

 

[Standing-Stone]

May all your orifices seal up until you explode.

 

[toothill man]

thats nasty I like that one :twisted:

 

[Standing-Stone]

May you fall hard whilst failing to salmon leap a unicorn.