slaine resource curses

[The King]

May you pee in your pants each time you want to shout in battles.

 

[The King]

may you loose your manhood each time you want to have pleasure with a girl.

 

[toothill man]

many your manhood turn into the privvy parts of a girl

 

[Daithi O'an tSionnaigh]

many your manhood turn into the privvy parts of a girl

Yikes! That would be a curse now wouldn't it but I guess you could get use to it over time? :lol:

 

[The King]

May you never sleep under the same roof every night.

 

[The King]

May you spend your life always alone, never being able to trust your family, friends or strangers your meet.

 

[toothill man]

may your blood pour out from every pore till all that remains is a dry husk :shock:

 

[The King]

May every thing you eat have the smell and the taste of your excrements.

 

[The King]

May you spit each time you talk to a chief or another respected person.

 

[The King]

May your stomac be full each time you want to eat and cry famine when you have nothing to eat.

 

[The King]

May you always be thirsty when you are at sea.

 

[toothill man]

may you genitails grow hairy warts :twisted:

 

[The King]

may your first words be preceded by a fart anytime you open the mouth.

 

[toothill man]

nasty :twisted: but I like it 8)

 

[Daithi O'an tSionnaigh]

may your first words be preceded by a fart anytime you open the mouth.

Ha! I almost shot pop out of my nose when I read this!! Some great curses flying about here!

 

[toothill man]

may your manhood always drip urine :shock:

 

[Daithi O'an tSionnaigh]

may your manhood always drip urine :shock:

Man, that sucks! Hope I never get that! :?

 

[toothill man]

its a wonderful side effect of old age :shock: :lol: :lol:

 

[The King]

its a wonderful side effect of old age :shock: :lol: :lol:

:shock: You have curious pleasure :?

 

[toothill man]

may your eyelids never close till your eye balls fall out 8)