Office Campaign - Kreplakistan update

MongooseMatt

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Ever had one of those games? :)

The brave EFTF liberated a settlement and then came under immediate attack from Chris' PLA. 2,000 point, capture a strategically important building in urban terrain.

The Europeans were confident - they had a plan. . . This time, it most certainly did not survive contact with the enemy.

I began to understand how the game would turn out early on. The advancing Leopard II 140mm (I have a big gun - what can possibly go wrong?) stormed up the main street to the objective, shelling a building full of PLA snipers as it went. It missed the house by a mile. The German crew laughed as the PLA's Type 99 MBT had its shot nullified by their APS (Automatic Protection System), then the whole European army watched in stunned disbelief as a tiny little LAW penetrated its front armour and turned our glorious tank into twisted metal.

I had better things planned for the Air phase, but suddenly twigged just how _much_ anti-aircraft fire the PLA possessed. The Typhoon II rocketed across the battlefield like a bat out of hell, desperately trying to outpace any return fire. It succeeded and released two 1,000 lb. JDAMs. The first bounced off the Type 99 (to all intents and purposes, anyway) and the second destroyed a building houses the PLA's elite spec ops squad - most died. This was the highlight of the entire battle. . .

The French Foreign Legion had occupied the objective building, and even survived a bombing run by the PLA's J-12, which destroyed half a British Army section. Vive la France!

Then the SAS entered, on board their Future Lynx. Now, in my defence, I was still following my plan. Get the SAS into the building, using the fire drawn by the Typhoon II to keep the Lynx safe. Unfortunately, Chris still had plenty of firepower left and the speed the Lynx was flying allowed every PLA yahoo with a gun to have a crack at it. To be fair, it survived much of the machine gun fire, but a well placed missile sent it crashing downwards - into the objective building.

The resulting explosion killed the SAS on board, destroyed the objective, and annihilated the Foreign Legion.

It was about this time that the British Army Lieutenant said 'sod it' and gave the order to retreat. The Typhoon II rocketed for the skies, chased by several AA missiles, while the remaining squads ran for home.

Not a great outing for the EFTF - barely 500 points left, and I had not wiped out _any_ PLA unit (bar the odd FAV).

We have resolved to do better and, in the next campaign turn, we have cunningly taken a mountain pass while the PLA and MEA duke it out over another settlement. Chris seems determined to win the hearts and minds of all civilians in the region - though I notice that Ian has grabbed a strategically useful air field, which Chris and I also want. . .
 
It's the Charge of the Light Brigade all over again... :P

I'm intrigued to hear about French Foreign Legion and Leopard II tanks, though. When can we expect them for release? :wink:
 
The resulting explosion killed the SAS on board, destroyed the objective, and annihilated the Foreign Legion.

i thought Europa was supposed to be united? *lol*

damn those kamikaze SAS, its time to form a new "dolchstoss" legend and have an interEFTF fight to make up for this events :twisted:
 
that sounded like the best fight ever. I love it when stuff goes spectacularly wrong (ref that time I shot down a flying hopper which proceeded to crash into my Exosuit LT and NCO)
 
Lord David the Denied said:
I'm intrigued to hear about French Foreign Legion and Leopard II tanks, though. When can we expect them for release? :wink:

In the latter part of 2007 - we are now playtesting with the full 2007 range.
 
can you please get soem stats out for us to proxy some russian bits when the game comes out, 2 units and a apc and a t90/t80 tank wold do me...maybe an attack copter if your feling genrouse :D lol
 
Well, here goues another news report, just for fun. If that's the reason you split the thread just tell me and I'll stop.

"Kristo here with some very hot news from Kreplekistan!

Today the Chinese PLA and the ETEF had a showdown in a settlement that ended in massacre for the ETEF!

Acording to reports a helicopter was shot down, killing the SAS team on board as well as colapsing a building, killing every single occupant of the French Foreign Legion.

The ETEF retreated leaving the PLA nearly unscratched. We are awaiting a statement from EFET Commander Matt on the situation but so far we have not heard anything.

We will be back as soon as we get more news!"
 
Wahhah! Too hilarious report to read :lol:

Reminds me of some of my games too much. Sometimes dices just refuse to co-operate(dices have soul I tell ya!).
 
Ok, so I'm a bit late with this:

KristovichReporting2Test.jpg
 
Hiromoon said:
I'll work on that :D

Gotta love the Kristovich Hour

Thanks alot :D

Well, you do a pretty good work with the pics you keep producing as well.
Now we know who the cameraman is! It's Hiro :shock:

And I really like the 'news flash' ones, awsome job 8)
 
The Mighty Sheikh Yabouthi - may the Sun shine upon his top-of-the-range Toyota Hilux with the air conditioning, sunroof and quad sound system (with 8-track) - announces the destruction of the PLA aggressors at the town of Ramjamful! The cowardly General Ten Tigers was driven from the field in ignominy, fleeing in the face of our glorious and inestimable forces.
 
The mighty People's General Xiang Ling denies all knowledge of such an event. At the time, he was playing with kittens.
 
Ah! A rival!

Nice picture though Hiro :lol:

"Kristo here with a specialy inserted broadcast from Kreplakistan!

MEA Commander Sheik Yabouthi today announced that MEA forces defeated the PLA at the town of Ramjamful while PLA Commander General Xiang Ling denies the announcment saying that he was playing with kittens at the time of the suppoused attack!

We will be back with more news as the situation develops!"
 
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