i came to earth on a space ship, many eons ago,
after surviving the dark ages and many wars,
i harked back to my days as a starship trooper, some songstress woman fell in love with me and dedicated a song to me, ive been living of this money since..So on the back of the song "i gave my heart to a starship trooper" i did a errotic search to see if i could find some old pics of her naked,
instead i found these bug like creaturs from a film of the same name as the song ! now these reminded me of my favorite tv star from my home planet, so i decided as they where naked i may try get a full size modle of one !!!
Looking for modles of her (glentard spaslk was her name she had nice legs) i found this site that that promised to in a box have 20 of her !!!
seing them next to silly humans in army suits they looked the right size ! i didnt realise the humans (they all look the same to me) where only 30mm hight !!! so was a bit upset when my dreams of a naked glentard spaslk draped across my kitchen garden and bed room
was not going to happen !!! still undiscouraged i fliped the manual open, here i found some rules that used quantome coins to cause effects,, they called them dice in the book, wich at first sounds silly, but i let it slide.. in the book was moe pictures of famouse alein tv stars,, in the nude,,,,!!!
The rest is history that involves bodly fluids , bordom and a ecles cake.