It couldn't have been Conan.
1 No guards had their heads cleaved in, innards spilled out or limbs severed.
2 No half naked, large breasted sales girls were kidnapped, abducted or otherwise made off with.
3 No foul sorcerors, usurping traitors or evil tyrants were bludgeoned, hacked or otherwise dismembered.
4 No bloody sorcerous rituals were involved.
5 At no point during the incident did anyone invoke the name of CROM.