Conan's just stolen diamonds worth 11,5 millions euros

The King

Cosmic Mongoose
True the theft happened today in the Louvres museum (Paris, France). 2 diamonds were stolen.
When we consider the place and the worth, who but Conan could have done it. :wink:
 

XcomSquaddie

Mongoose
It couldn't have been Conan.

1 No guards had their heads cleaved in, innards spilled out or limbs severed.

2 No half naked, large breasted sales girls were kidnapped, abducted or otherwise made off with.

3 No foul sorcerors, usurping traitors or evil tyrants were bludgeoned, hacked or otherwise dismembered.

4 No bloody sorcerous rituals were involved.

5 At no point during the incident did anyone invoke the name of CROM.
 

Tegman

Mongoose
Darth Mikey said:
It couldn't have been Conan.

1 No guards had their heads cleaved in, innards spilled out or limbs severed.

2 No half naked, large breasted sales girls were kidnapped, abducted or otherwise made off with.

3 No foul sorcerors, usurping traitors or evil tyrants were bludgeoned, hacked or otherwise dismembered.

4 No bloody sorcerous rituals were involved.

5 At no point during the incident did anyone invoke the name of CROM.

Hahaha, true, so true :)
 

The King

Cosmic Mongoose
Darth Mikey said:
It couldn't have been Conan.

1 No guards had their heads cleaved in, innards spilled out or limbs severed.

2 No half naked, large breasted sales girls were kidnapped, abducted or otherwise made off with.

3 No foul sorcerors, usurping traitors or evil tyrants were bludgeoned, hacked or otherwise dismembered.

4 No bloody sorcerous rituals were involved.

5 At no point during the incident did anyone invoke the name of CROM.
:cry: You're probably right. :cry: But then who could it be ? Taurus the Nemedian ?
 
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