toothill man
Mongoose
and talking of the bar with joining the towers of the sun as a bor gunner its a free bar area for all members just ask al for the key.
CALLING ALL BOR GUNNERS TOO ARMS
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Bon-Al Ironforge
Mongoose
The Dwarfs of Bor at the Tower of the Sun have taken the lead in fighting crime at teh Tower.
A Thieves Guild has infiltrated the Tower and are wreaking havok upon Magnamund!
If you feel that you have the detective skills to help Grand General Bon-Al Ironforge, newly appointed Chief Inspector of the Magnamund Police Force, then get yourself over to the Tower of the Sun today.
Their are openings for all classes, especially Dwarf Gunners.
Al
A Thieves Guild has infiltrated the Tower and are wreaking havok upon Magnamund!
If you feel that you have the detective skills to help Grand General Bon-Al Ironforge, newly appointed Chief Inspector of the Magnamund Police Force, then get yourself over to the Tower of the Sun today.
Their are openings for all classes, especially Dwarf Gunners.
Al
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Anonymous
Guest
I already told you that Hawkeye is the culprit, Al. What more do you need?
Bon-Al Ironforge
Mongoose
DuskFox said:
I actually knew that without you telling me.
Only problem is, though, is that the testimony of a known drug dealer will not hold up in court (unless somehow we can get him captured in Ruel)
Al
toothill man
Mongoose
you get a keg of boom powder strap it to their underside :wink: dont attach fuse it to but light fuse infrount of them most then sing 8) this is not legal but if it looks like they are going to sue next time attach fuse and their is then no bit of the witness left bigger than a 5p peice :twisted:
Bon-Al Ironforge
Mongoose
so you joining the vigalantees then? sounds like you have it all figured out!
toothill man
Mongoose
will join in the new year with guns ablazing old boy but not now 8)
Bon-Al Ironforge
Mongoose
Thanks for the heads up, will make sure I order more boom powder!
Bon-Al Ironforge said:
And that's just your natural dwarven "small-mindedness" at work, Al. I figured you, if anyone, would uct me a little slack and make some small concessions when it comes to my rather tiny social indescretions, considering I have a smidgeon of inside information, being as I have my pinkie toe in the underworld.
Bon-Al Ironforge
Mongoose
No, as the leader of the police I can not publicly be seen to be consorting with underworld elements such as you or ever be caught paying you for information out of the public purse.
That is my stance and I am sticking to it.
Al
That is my stance and I am sticking to it.
Al
Silver Fox
Mongoose
DuskFox said:
A Pinkie-toe in the underworld!?
I think you may want to rephrase that DF.
How about being up to your knees in the underworld - I think that may be more accurate! LOL!
toothill man
Mongoose
remove his legs so we can see him eye to eye 8)
Bon-Al Ironforge
Mongoose
Only problem is the maid quit and I cannot get blood staind out of bronin vest :?
Al
Al
toothill man
Mongoose
how about the spare I gave you 
and get rid of the carpet :roll: flag stones and sawdust make it easier to hide the blood. :wink: :lol:
and get rid of the carpet :roll: flag stones and sawdust make it easier to hide the blood. :wink: :lol:Bon-Al Ironforge
Mongoose
thats true, I can have a dress bronin vest and a field bronin vest!
and we can host interrogations at the your tavern! the floor is always covered in blood and sawdust!
Al
PS for those of you who do not know, the bullseye is the dwarf owned and operated tavern at Tower of the Sun!
and we can host interrogations at the your tavern! the floor is always covered in blood and sawdust!
Al
PS for those of you who do not know, the bullseye is the dwarf owned and operated tavern at Tower of the Sun!
toothill man
Mongoose
and run by me 8)
The only way you could justify being "up to your knees" in the underworld was if you were being hung upside down in it. After all, you are the owner of The Cheatingest Edge, seller of quality performance enhancers, purveyor of chalk (death sentence in several kingdoms for that), and Cheatingest Cheater in all of Magnamund. That should certainly qualify you as being beyond knee-deep. :twisted:
