Locutus9956 said:
Personally I think the person most directly responsible for starting the war was the captain of the Valentha (the Grey Sharlin) who took the first actions that could really be interpreted as 'hostile'.
1) He approached with gun ports open. Gesture of strength and respect my arse, this has to be the single stupidest non hostile greeting in the known universe. It's like surrendering by walking towards your enemy with a loaded gun cocked and pointed at his head 'so he can see it'.
I disagree, gun ports open, weapons charged/primed/powered up/fully wound or whatever its and targeted on the Hyperion is like 'surrendering by walking towards your enemy with a loaded gun cocked and pointed at his head 'so he can see it' - not gun ports open alone.
I'm with Jhary, the blame rests with the captain of the Prometheus. He disregarded his orders in the pursuit of his own personal glory.
As I remember it**, wanting more shiny medals he: -
· tried sneak up on the Minbari like a man tippy-toeing behind someone on a gravel path whist wearing combat boots
· panicked & shat himself with fear when they noticed that he was doing this (and by the look of fear he had it probably came out whiter than his face now was)
· ordered his gunners to fire and scored a lucky hit
· ran - in the same sissy way Scot does near the end of Austin Powers 3 - all the way home
· then finally hid in a cupboard and cried himself to sleep clutching ‘mr snuggles’ - his favourite teddy bear.
**Please bare in mind I haven’t watched ‘In the Beginning’ since early feb and I was hit in the head by a Fiat Punto in march, so I my memory might hot bee 100% accurist on this.
Yes I said Punto, they may look all small, cute and that they would say boo to a cycle courier – but wait until one gets you in its sights. Then it turns into a
ConcussionCausingEyeSocketFraturingMetalMonster! with-big-poin-ty-teeth.
Its got a mean streak about a mile wide – it can leap about……….. look at the booooones!
So, the frontal attack was to no avail against the speed and ferocity of the evil Punto and we lost 3 Knights. After the retreat heralded by the rallying cry of “Run Away”, we recouped at the vantage point from which we first spied the small, rampant killing machine. King Arthur consulted his Knights and they remembered that Brother Maynard carries with him the Holy Hand Grenade of………An………Ti………..oh that’s not right is it………..um……………Iya, hmmm……….. well I think you get the gist of it.
It was the Prometheus captains’ fault