favourite minor and major geases

[toothill man]

never walk behind a donkey
never walk run to battle
never give half measures always return favours and insults three fold

 

[toothill man]

never eat green veg
never buy what you can steal
never steal anything belonging to a witch

 

[toothill man]

never hold hands with another man
never ask or give quarter
never hit a one eyed woman

 

[toothill man]

never dress up as a woman
never dress as a dwarf
always wear flowers in your hair

 

[toothill man]

never eat salt
never eat nuts
never,never eat salted nuts :twisted:

 

[toothill man]

never eat raw fish
never drink dew water
never ride a hairy one

 

[toothill man]

never wear your shirt inside out
never drink from a unused cup
never give false directions

 

[toothill man]

never wear purple clothing
never wear a red hat
never get chatting with female dwarves

 

[toothill man]

never dye your hair white
never plait your beard
never make fun of women wearing armor carrying big swords :wink:

 

[toothill man]

never offer to help
always give help if asked
never ride a horse dyed pink

 

[toothill man]

never eat cat
never eat cat food
never,never eat a cat eating cat food

 

[toothill man]

never get your ears pierced
never get your nose pierced
never get a ring inserted on to the end of any part of your body :twisted:

 

[toothill man]

never trust a woman
never trust your lover
never trust your wealth

 

[toothill man]

never keep a score of wrongs
never let a bad deed be ever forgot
never try to fly

 

[toothill man]

never walk you dog in a rain storm
never point at the druid and laugh
never point out a witches faults unless you want to be a toad

 

[toothill man]

never harm a toad or frog
never harm a serphant or snake
never eat snake

 

[toothill man]

never talk to your prey
never walk on a bed of hot coals
never offer help without first being asked

 

[toothill man]

never eat birds of prey
never harm a bird of prey
never hunt or allow someone to hunt a bird of prey

 

[toothill man]

never try to walk on water
never drink water
never try to do things you cannot win at

 

[toothill man]

never enter a building without covering your head
never give your true name
never pour or buy your own drink