favourite minor and major geases

[toothill man]

never ride a goat
never catch salmon with your teeth
never light a fire near your tent

 

[toothill man]

never paint your body pink
never try too walk on water even when drunk
never grow your own grain or wheat
eat only what you can steal

 

[toothill man]

never pick your nose with a bladed weapon
never eat leeches
never cheat a ferryman
never eat a meal on your own

 

[toothill man]

never speak with your mouth full
never lie too a elder
never tell a untruth

 

[toothill man]

never tell the truth if you can help it
never refuse too help a stranger wearing a purple cloak
never let another mortal use your weapons or borrow your sheild
never make a promise unless you plan too keep it

 

[toothill man]

never sleep in the same bed twice
never sleep with the same women twice
never eat the eyes of a sheep
never dine on a camel hump

 

[toothill man]

never treat a women as a equal
never learn too read
never eat fresh meat
never eat seafish

 

[toothill man]

never put new shoes on a altar
never pee into the wind

 

[toothill man]

never eat duck
never follow flying geese
never drink chicken blood
never enter a forest at night if owls cannot be heard

 

[toothill man]

never sleep with a red haired maiden
never curse the moon
never use a metal weapon only flint gives a pure sacrifice too the goddess
never speak with your foe let your weapon do the talking
never travel over deep water
never speak ill of the king
bow down too no man

 

[toothill man]

never go into battle with a shaved left leg
always burn the corpses of your victims
never speak when serving up the deathblow
never carry the scalp or head of a red haired man

 

[toothill man]

never speak of victory till the death blow lands
never claim credit for another persons or things kill
never enter combat without your sword drawn

 

[toothill man]

never ajust your loin cloth in front of a lady
never break wind loudly in front of a druid
never try to light your farts with a torch

 

[toothill man]

never be lead into battle
never use foul method to win a combat
never mistreat a prisoner
never allow a beast of burden or a dwarf to carry your armor and weapons
never fight under a black banner

 

[toothill man]

never enter a cave or go undergroud without wearing your vest inside out
never enter a cave without offering a small offering to the knockers and other fey folk.
never bath in donkeys blood.
never trust a man with a donkeys tail,

 

[toothill man]

never go against a blacksmiths advice
never give a love one red and white flowers togeather
never enter a lord abode without permission
never wear silver always gold
never own more than your weapons,armor,cloak and what you can carry with you.

 

[toothill man]

never be in debt to a women or a dwarf
never slay children
never let the kin of a enemy live
never turn your back on a women holding a bloody dagger

 

[toothill man]

never run into combat
never fight in a lighting storm
always fight in daylight only cowards use darkness to attack foes
always fight at night only dead morons fight in daylight with no cover

 

[toothill man]

never skip stones on a still lake during midnight
never shave and never wash
remove all body hair and wash weekly
never marry a woman who can plait her own armpit hair

 

[prophet118]

never read too loudly in bed?

for a druid or mage, never skill a living being except in self defense... ouchies

must not have sex during specific times of the year (lent, or whatever is appropriate in celtic lore)

never draw a weapon in anger (that one will never likely be taken...)