favourite minor and major geases

[toothill man]

never wash your feet in running water
never refuse a begger food or shelter
never howl at the moon in the winter
never cut your hair

 

[toothill man]

never bath with other men
always tell your enemy your name
never upset your mother
always honor your sisters
never forget your own birthday

 

[toothill man]

never wear iron on the body
never forget or forgive a slight or insult
vist all four corners of the kingdom before death
kill a formorrian for every year of life by the time he is twenty

 

[toothill man]

never drink your urine
never drink the urine of others
never give false witness

 

[toothill man]

never touch the hand of a hag.
never learn too read and write,always trusting the druids word.
never look a witch straight in the eyes.

 

[toothill man]

never enter combat against your brothers
never let your shadow touch a witch
always answer a insult with violence
always answer a insult with another insult
never fight with your left hand

 

[toothill man]

never pet a wild animal with your sword arm
always make sure before bed that you are in the right hut
never bathe with a dwarf
never cover your head

 

[toothill man]

never let your shadow cross that of a women carrying fish
never eat oats
never eat grain
never eat garlic raw
never mistreat your horse

 

[toothill man]

never sleep with a one eyed women
never trust a one legged garlic selling dwarf
never wear white
always wear red
always walk never ride

 

[toothill man]

never sleep with a warriors sister
never walk when can ride
never hop on one leg before a druid
never eat goose or other fowl
always clean up your food at every feast
never leave a mead hall unless completly drunk

 

[toothill man]

never hiss at a swan
never swear at a swine
never eat or wear otterskin
never ask what animal you are eating

 

[toothill man]

never kick a crow
always give a begger alms
never attack a unarmed,undressed women
never eat frog spawn

 

[toothill man]

never eat swan
never eat raw eggs
never frown at a enemy always smile
never say no to a contest of strength
never strike a woman in anger

 

[toothill man]

never sleep naked near a fire
never tease a hungry dog with whats below your kilt :twisted:
never eat with a drune wizard
never trust a white haired man with a brown dog

 

[toothill man]

never lie about your age
never show a enemy your heels
dont get caught playing with your.....kilt :wink:
dont eat vegtables

 

[toothill man]

never tie your horse down with a red rope
never lie in the sun uncovered
never wear a helm in battle
always salute your enemy with your left fist :wink:

 

[toothill man]

never run,always walk.
never walk,always run.
never carry a bundle of sticks over a bridge while it is raining.
never get a tattoo of a dwarf or donkey.

 

[toothill man]

never look a sabretooth tiger in the eye.
never eat spinach.
never eat donkey.
never try,always do.

 

[redlaco]

never look a sabretooth tiger in the eye.

Good for a guy like Rincewind who runs away from most critters... :wink:

never try,always do.

A student of Yoda, it seems. :lol: This guy is in trouble since he's bound to fail sooner or later...

 

[toothill man]

which was the idea as this chap keeps on finding ways of not breaking his geas I gave him this one he lasted oh half a hour