Conan RPG maps

How can one SOUND like they know what they are talking about? This is pure text. This isn't VOIP, or a boardroom where we are all discussing maps. So, please explain this to me. Now if you were using a figure of speech, then I guess I will put my pictish slaying weapon back in its rather battered scabbard.

Once again, are your maps for a new game of RISK? Cause then, I say it was a nice map.