I'm kidding a bit, but I am also semi-serious.
I've been playing rpg's since the blue box came out in the 80's for Dungeons and Dragons. I've GMed events before in Con's and am a long time GM for my gaming group. I have passed WOTC's/RPGA's Herald Level GM test, although I haven't run an official RPGA event. I think I could do Conan justice...
And thanks Yokiboy