And they say that removed the criticism on religion from the movie...Style said:I watched the Golden Compass last night. It didn't really inspire my Conan game, but it did force me to convert to atheism.
Style said:I watched the Golden Compass last night. It didn't really inspire my Conan game, but it did force me to convert to atheism.
Errah! Could that girl get anymore stupid! She should just mark "Hay everybody, I'm holding the macguffen!" on her forehead, just to get the story moving! :roll: That movie sucked so bad it would convert Jesus to atheism! :?Style said:I watched the Golden Compass last night. It didn't really inspire my Conan game, but it did force me to convert to atheism.
Style said:In case you haven't heard already, you should go see The Dark Knight. I just saw it last night at the local IMAX.
A villain based on the Joker could be very interesting.
Strom said:Style said:In case you haven't heard already, you should go see The Dark Knight. I just saw it last night at the local IMAX.
A villain based on the Joker could be very interesting.
Damn straight Style - my battery is dying but checkout this article on the Cimmerian about REH & the Joker:
http://www.thecimmerian.com/?p=1413
The Solomon Kane movie is long gone and we can’t get it back. More’s the pity.
Style said:I think I liked this one better: http://www.thecimmerian.com/?p=1258
Valerius, it seems, is ruling “like one touched with madness.” (Given what we know of Numedides/Namedides, the whole dynasty may have overindulged in cousin-marrying) His reign is “a series of feasts and wild debauches,” during which he is given to blaspheming while “sprawled drunken on the floor of the banquet hall wearing the golden crown and staining his royal purple robe” with wine. No post-coronation honeymoon has occurred, merely a rough anti-wooing, assault after assault upon the nation to which he has been joined: “Valerius plundered and raped and looted and destroyed until even Amalric protested.”
The new king is only too aware that he’s a cat’s-paw for Amalric, wielding borrowed power on sufferance:
Yet there was subtlety in his madness, so deep that not even Amalric guessed it. Perhaps the wild, chaotic years of wandering as an exile had bred in him a bitterness beyond common conception. Perhaps his loathing of his present position increased this bitterness to a kind of madness. At any event he lived with one desire: to cause the ruin of all who associated with him.
Accordingly, where Amalric dreams of a single empire, Valerius dreams of a single wasteland. He intends “to ruin the country so utterly that not even Amalric’s wealth could ever rebuild it. He [hates] the baron quite as much as he hated the Aquilonians, and [hopes] only to live to see the day when Aquilonia [lies] in utter ruin, and Tarascus and Amalric [are] locked in hopeless civil war” that will render Nemedia a calamitous chaos as well.
Now that’s an appetite for destruction. In his own way Valerius might be more disturbing than even Xaltotun, the mightiest son of a race of wizards. Like Salvatore Maroni, the Eric Roberts character in The Dark Knight, Amalric has let a mad dog off its leash.
As the signs and portents multiply, as Amalric & Co. thrust their heads into the lion’s jaws while trusting in the Dragon they’ve brought along, Valerius too-brightly suggests killing all of the restorationist forces with a single spell:
Xaltotun stared at the Aquilonian as if he read the full extent of the mocking madness that lurked in those wayward eyes.
Another brilliant touch in a novel chockablock with them; the Pythonian knows what he’s dealing with, can read Valerius like a nihilist manifesto. After Xaltotun details his plan to wash away Conan’s hopes, Howard tells us
Valerius laughed as he always laughed at the prospect of the ruin of either friend or foe, and drew a restless hand jerkily through his unruly yellow locks.
I wouldn’t be surprised if from now on when this particular conclave plays out in my head, the laughter, the jerky gesture, and the (unwashed) yellow locks are all Heath Ledger’s.
Although I didn't like the implications of this:
The Solomon Kane movie is long gone and we can’t get it back. More’s the pity.
Does this mean SK is going to suck?