Aramanthus
Mongoose
Ewwwww That last title is a real kicker!!!!!
Been a bit quiet here today...
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Shouldn't that be " Lady Snow White of House ------ and the 3 Narn"?
What about " The 3 low level Centauri officials with enough family influence to get them into jobs that they can't do but not enough to be able to stop them being used as scapegoats for anything that goes wrong regardless of whether they have anything to do with it."
or "The 3 stooges" for short.
Under current affairs -Live showing of the Drazi presidential campaigns WITH current poll results in injuries and deaths.
Talk shows - I'm a rogue telepath and proud of it. Guest commentator - A Bester.
- When aliens get confused - I told you -It's probe the humans and mutilate the cattle. (an old joke and a bad one)
- How to tell if you are being controlled by an unknown alien.
sitcoms - The brady bunch - centauri style.
The Young and the Ancients.
The Bold and the Centauri.
then theirs the standing joke in our game - Sesame channel - with Oscar the Narn. Snuffelupagous the Vorlon. Add your own. the discussion on this held up the game for about 15 minutes and disrupted a few other games nearby.
Or the favourite series " Family Life" views of a completely normal human family complete with current human commercial advertisements
What about " The 3 low level Centauri officials with enough family influence to get them into jobs that they can't do but not enough to be able to stop them being used as scapegoats for anything that goes wrong regardless of whether they have anything to do with it."
or "The 3 stooges" for short.
Under current affairs -Live showing of the Drazi presidential campaigns WITH current poll results in injuries and deaths.
Talk shows - I'm a rogue telepath and proud of it. Guest commentator - A Bester.
- When aliens get confused - I told you -It's probe the humans and mutilate the cattle. (an old joke and a bad one)
- How to tell if you are being controlled by an unknown alien.
sitcoms - The brady bunch - centauri style.
The Young and the Ancients.
The Bold and the Centauri.
then theirs the standing joke in our game - Sesame channel - with Oscar the Narn. Snuffelupagous the Vorlon. Add your own. the discussion on this held up the game for about 15 minutes and disrupted a few other games nearby.
Or the favourite series " Family Life" views of a completely normal human family complete with current human commercial advertisements
lastbesthope
Mongoose
What about the movie where a group of religiouus Minbari prepare a ceremonial dinner only to have it spiked with alcohol by the Centauri.
"The Fast and the Furious!"
Geddit?!
:twisted:
LBH
"The Fast and the Furious!"
Geddit?!
:twisted:
LBH
oh dear. tsk tsk tsk.
How about the Vree version of Perfect Match
famous Vree impersonators. (either way)
Or the Brakiri sales channel. (But wait theres more.)
For the entertainment channel. Me and my shadow.
this is getting bad. Better get along to my accoun ting (big yawn after accoun)class to get "normalized". well, as normal as I get.
How about the Vree version of Perfect Match
famous Vree impersonators. (either way)
Or the Brakiri sales channel. (But wait theres more.)
For the entertainment channel. Me and my shadow.
this is getting bad. Better get along to my accoun ting (big yawn after accoun)class to get "normalized". well, as normal as I get.
Greg Smith
Mongoose
"The Art of Pugilism and the Ancients - Shadow Boxing"
The LBH guide to the world outside Babylon 5? (Page count zero)
Just kidding!! :wink:
The LBH guide to the world outside Babylon 5? (Page count zero)
Just kidding!! :wink:
Greg Smith said:The LBH guide to the world outside Babylon 5? (Page count zero)
Thats so untrue. He's aware of the steps necessary to make the fleshy avatar he sometimes inhabits make it's way through an ethereal-like dimension to a location known as "Travelling Man", as well as how to make this avatar operate a data input device to call up images (however unreal in this imaginary world) of something known as a "Mongoose website."
lastbesthope
Mongoose
mthomason said:Greg Smith said:The LBH guide to the world outside Babylon 5? (Page count zero)
Thats so untrue. He's aware of the steps necessary to make the fleshy avatar he sometimes inhabits make it's way through an ethereal-like dimension to a location known as "Travelling Man", as well as how to make this avatar operate a data input device to call up images (however unreal in this imaginary world) of something known as a "Mongoose website."
Right, both of you are in some serious trouble. Have you been intriduced to the Glaswegian Martial Art of Phu Qu?
LBH
(Whassat? No Sha'Kal you can't kill them . . . yet!)
:evil:
lastbesthope
Mongoose
For those who don't know (Why haven't you watched "So I Married an Axe Murderer yet?) it largely involves headbutting people and kicking them while they're down!
:twisted:
LBH
:twisted:
LBH
Right, both of you are in some serious trouble. Have you been intriduced to the Glaswegian Martial Art of Phu Qu?
Sounds like Bill Oddies' " Ecky Thump" (pronounced thoomp) which involves hitting someone over the head with a black pudding.
"Great Pak'ma'ra skavenger hunts" or would that be surviving a Pak'ma'ra skavenger hunt?
Mind you, someone might be able to answer a question my character had but never got to ask. She was told not to annoy the Vorlon but her teacher never told her what actually annoys one. The other character had obviously forgotten about her direct approach to finding out things, when he gave her those instructions.
Any suggestions on how to annoy a Vorlon.(keep it polite.)
Sounds like Bill Oddies' " Ecky Thump" (pronounced thoomp) which involves hitting someone over the head with a black pudding.
"Great Pak'ma'ra skavenger hunts" or would that be surviving a Pak'ma'ra skavenger hunt?
Mind you, someone might be able to answer a question my character had but never got to ask. She was told not to annoy the Vorlon but her teacher never told her what actually annoys one. The other character had obviously forgotten about her direct approach to finding out things, when he gave her those instructions.
Any suggestions on how to annoy a Vorlon.(keep it polite.)
Greg Smith
Mongoose
Barbara said:
Put too much pepper in his Swedish meatballs.
Step on the bottom of his cloak-thingy as he is walking along.
Cover up his eye-hole with treacle pudding.
Talk loudly while he is watching his favourite episode of 'Happy Days'.
Say "Talk sense, dude!" after he makes a prognostication.
petitbilbo
Mongoose
Greg Smith said:
LOL !!!
lastbesthope
Mongoose
Barbara said:
Like Sheridan did,
Insult him while he has you pinned to a wall by sheer telepathic force!
Ignore his instruction from beyond the grave to "Jump, jump now!" When you see him in the great beyond shortly after your incineration, he's liable to be mighty peeved!
Make all the doors to narrow for his shoulder pads, and keep calling him Alexis!
:roll:
LBH
lastbesthope
Mongoose
mthomason said:
Gaaah!! So obvious, should have said it first.
It might wind him up (or the Shadows) if you play the Who song "Who Are You?" constantly.
Or the old favourite "I know a song that'll get on your nerves, . . . ." but sung by Joe Pasquale on helium!
:twisted:
LBH
Perturbatio
Mongoose
Or just wait until he's about to speak (round about the time he starts making wheezing noises), then scream and shout at the top of your voice whilst running around him.
Perturbatio
Mongoose
crizh said:
Yep, that one worked quite well :lol:
