Ah Jeremy Clarkson, what other man would when challeged to change the passenger side door of a van in the fastest time possible, would do so by borrowing one of the other's vans and using it to knock the door off. Followed by duck-taping the new door to the side of the van having destroyed the hinges.
He was of course challenged on the fact that it didn't really count as a door anymore as you'd couldn't open it...
And it fell off during one of the later challenges... But when writing a newspaper add for the van he managed to put a positive spin on it by saying the van was "well ventilated".
Riot? I'd be inclined to replace the R with an I and a D, but that's just me...
Nick