I propose we set up an Ask Burdock! column, where we - a band of desperate nerds - can all get advice on how to score The Hotness and improve our lives generally.
Dear Burdock,
My name is Aaron. I collect mugs and play my Xbox for at least 5 hours a week, sometimes more. Occasionally I actually talk about Star Wars. Worse than that, sometimes I pretend to be an elf (or I would if my bastard players would ever let me do anything but GM).
How can I improve my life? Should I buy more limited edition clone trooper mugs?
Thanks in advance for your life-saving tips.
Sincerely,
Aaron Dembski-Bowden