At 16 pages in, the whining, teeth gnashing, and hair pulling has me wondering how many people played Conan OGL for a reasonable period of time. For those keeping score at home, IMO that would be 6+ sessions, not 2 sessions over 6 months... So, in no particular order, here are some additional broad-stroke replies to latest pages of posts.
<Begin Azgulor's rant>
I know it's the Internet and all, but WTF? 90% of what I'm reading is coming across as either poor GMing, insufficient understanding of the rules, or your average d20-hate, plus the surprisingly frequent "the fluff is good, but the crunch sucks so would anybody use that crap" (paraphrased - no offense intended).
The first time I ran Conan? Yep, I had to look up the rules a lot to ensure I was running things correctly.
When learning an RPG, I've always found it easier to take the cow in choice cuts rather than trying to eat the whole cow (to use an example) in the first session. Of course, I've been playing various RPGs for 20+ years, so my experiences may be a statistical anomaly.
A few months & several sessions in, I might have to look up a rule 3 or 4 times over the course of a session. You see, the more you play, the more familiar you get with the rules... If you don't like reading the rules or using the rules because you have a crunch-allergy, may I suggest the rules-light RPG section...
Those rules supplements, the ones with feats, yes those ones... you don't HAVE to use all of them. You didn't know you can pick and choose? Well you can if you're the GM. No, you're not cheating your players. See it's YOUR game. Oh, and they're called SUPPLEMENTS for a reason. See, they're SUPPLEMENTAL. If you're not sure what that means, may I direct you to the Dictionary section.
Ah, so any game based off the D20 framework is akin to a how-to manual written by the AntiChrist? I see. We're gamers and this is the Internet, so hyperbole is par for the course (so's sarcasm for those playing along at home). May I ask you a question, however?
When you rail against the OGL "crap", if you honestly think Mongoose is putting out rules-crunch crap what leads you to believe it will be rules-crunch "gold" under a different system? I mean, they're professionals, right? Seeking to make a profit doing something they love/enjoy, right? And, for the sake of argument only, let's say that they take pride in their products and strive to satisfy the most customers possible. Still with me? Ok, if those statements are true, what epiphany will overtake the staff that will enable them to stop writing "crap" and start writing "gold" if they switch to another system?
What's that? Yes, yes, of course it's understood that they would only switch to your RPG system of choice. That goes without saying...
But back to my crap vs. gold question... why do you have that cornered rat look? Let me ask it another way - is the crunch crap b/c Mongoose wrote it or because it's an OGL game?
If the former is true, logic would dictate that crap will not spontaneously become gold if the developer stays the same. If the latter is true, you credibility for leveling objective criticisms is ZERO.
<End Azgulor's rant>
No gamers were hurt in the making of this message. BUT BY CROM I'D LIKE TO USE "TO THE HILT" TO BURY MY BROADSWORD IN THEIR PET PC AFTER POWER-ATTACKING THEIR CANDY A$$ES! (I would have gone Decapitating Slash, but I figure since they're unarmed, they're probably unarmored.) AND YES, MY BAB IS THAT HIGH, YOU STYGIAN DOGS!!! OH AND BY THE WAY, WHINING PROVOKES AN ATTACK OF OPPORTUNITY IN MY GAME!!
You may now return to your regularly scheduled bashing of the Conan RPG.
(Retrieves sword from corpse, takes corpses coin, and strides off in search of ale and women.)