PrinceYyrkoon
Mongoose
Well, Im in the mood for a little discussion, so, please, Id be happy if you joined me.
Conan, hes a mystery all right, but is he 'good'? A hero? A jackass?
I dont accept such cartoon labels as 'Neutral' or worse, 'Chaotic Neutral'. In this life, you cant go through it without making some tough decisions. Especially, if the world is full of simple solutions like in the Hyborain Age. Would Conan leave a girl who was being attacked if it didnt suit his purpose to save her? Did he do that kind of thing 'off camera'? So we are only left with the honourable bits? Was Conan a racist?
Is he merely an 'existential superman', beyond human moral codes? Is he amoral?
I actually see a lot of similarity when comparing Conan to K E Wagners Kane character. Now Wagners Kane was undoubtedly 'evil', although he displayed some characteristics like Conan, and some like Elric. But Kane was cast down by God for the primal sin of fratricide. 'Tortured' with the 'curse' of immortality. But he seems to have a similar moral code to Conan's. He would intervene in the same way that Conan does, when confronted by violence towards a stranger. I think Conan often reacts to these situations, in the hope that he can benefit from them. Is that girl a princess? Can I sell her to someone I know when Ive finished with her? Etc..
Racism is a thonry issue. I suppose Howards books would only be tagged as 'racist' if someone was offended by them. But, you know, people use being 'offended' as a tool against free speech often.
Would you want to live next door to Conan? He would have prostitutes back almost every night, except when he goes through his 'sullen eyed' phases. Would he nick your CD player? Could he get insurance for his car? Would he drive a car? Would his approach to technology be like the worst kind of Ludite? Would he see the need for a Blackberry?
Could he survive in the modern world at all? I dont think so. I think he would serve time in prison, no doubt. And, I guess he would experiment with drugs. But would he be a supplier? Anything for profit if youre amoral and an existential superman.
Would he live in California? Jogging down the beach every morning? Would he be tempted by steroids? It would make him even sharper, fitter.
What kind of clothes would Conan wear if he were alive in the modern world? Would he be a label whore? Or just buy his stuff from Gap.
Conan is painted out as being perfectly adapted for his world. What would that make him if he lived in our world? Would he be like a business man? Or a lumberjack? Would he attempt to seize power in this world? He would have to be a lot more crafty if he wanted to do that. He would need paper qualifications, certainly. Or have a dad who could give him a good job.
What do you think Conans IQ would be? Do you think he would score low? Maybe he would score low on IQ, but have the reactions of a cat.
Would he be a body builder? Would he beat Arnie in competitions do you think? Would he like New Yorker type girls, or chubby girls? Would he get married? Would he still believe in Crom? What would he think of space exploration?
Do you think he would pay taxes? Or do you think he would avoid them and live in the desert? Or a trailer? Would he get cable? Would he like Nirvana?
You decide!
Conan, hes a mystery all right, but is he 'good'? A hero? A jackass?
I dont accept such cartoon labels as 'Neutral' or worse, 'Chaotic Neutral'. In this life, you cant go through it without making some tough decisions. Especially, if the world is full of simple solutions like in the Hyborain Age. Would Conan leave a girl who was being attacked if it didnt suit his purpose to save her? Did he do that kind of thing 'off camera'? So we are only left with the honourable bits? Was Conan a racist?
Is he merely an 'existential superman', beyond human moral codes? Is he amoral?
I actually see a lot of similarity when comparing Conan to K E Wagners Kane character. Now Wagners Kane was undoubtedly 'evil', although he displayed some characteristics like Conan, and some like Elric. But Kane was cast down by God for the primal sin of fratricide. 'Tortured' with the 'curse' of immortality. But he seems to have a similar moral code to Conan's. He would intervene in the same way that Conan does, when confronted by violence towards a stranger. I think Conan often reacts to these situations, in the hope that he can benefit from them. Is that girl a princess? Can I sell her to someone I know when Ive finished with her? Etc..
Racism is a thonry issue. I suppose Howards books would only be tagged as 'racist' if someone was offended by them. But, you know, people use being 'offended' as a tool against free speech often.
Would you want to live next door to Conan? He would have prostitutes back almost every night, except when he goes through his 'sullen eyed' phases. Would he nick your CD player? Could he get insurance for his car? Would he drive a car? Would his approach to technology be like the worst kind of Ludite? Would he see the need for a Blackberry?
Could he survive in the modern world at all? I dont think so. I think he would serve time in prison, no doubt. And, I guess he would experiment with drugs. But would he be a supplier? Anything for profit if youre amoral and an existential superman.
Would he live in California? Jogging down the beach every morning? Would he be tempted by steroids? It would make him even sharper, fitter.
What kind of clothes would Conan wear if he were alive in the modern world? Would he be a label whore? Or just buy his stuff from Gap.
Conan is painted out as being perfectly adapted for his world. What would that make him if he lived in our world? Would he be like a business man? Or a lumberjack? Would he attempt to seize power in this world? He would have to be a lot more crafty if he wanted to do that. He would need paper qualifications, certainly. Or have a dad who could give him a good job.
What do you think Conans IQ would be? Do you think he would score low? Maybe he would score low on IQ, but have the reactions of a cat.
Would he be a body builder? Would he beat Arnie in competitions do you think? Would he like New Yorker type girls, or chubby girls? Would he get married? Would he still believe in Crom? What would he think of space exploration?
Do you think he would pay taxes? Or do you think he would avoid them and live in the desert? Or a trailer? Would he get cable? Would he like Nirvana?
You decide!