Voyager Images and the Herbivores who find Voyager

Chumbly

Banded Mongoose
oN the Syfy Blastr site, there is an article http://www.blastr.com/2015-11-16/these-are-116-photos-nasa-sent-out-aliens-voyager-mission
about the images on the gold disk attached to the voyager satellite that is
being sent out of the solar system to parts unknown in the universe.

Some of those images(aborigine human about to spear poor innocent bambi deer herbivore,
varous color drawings of human anatomy in cut away musculature, lots of images of our
structures and transportation)...and i quickly got the idea of "OMG what happens when
a herbivore alien civilization(specifically one called K'Kree) find this satellite"

Steppelord of the Two Thousand Worlds in His Address to the Assembled Planetary
Steppelords Announcing the Discovery and Scientific Analysis of the Voyager Satellite

"Steppelords... I announce that an element of our fleet as encountered a wondering
derelict space robot from a planet of technological backward Carnivorous Vermin.
These Vermin are so disgustingly proud of their meat eating ways.. that they
broadcast to the Universe their murderous attacks on native herbivore life on
their world. We also suspect that they practice cannibalism, due to numerous
images that appear to be directions on how to properly butcher the carcasses
of the vermin species. Their technology is backward and just starting the crawl into space.
Now is the time to stop this vermin from infesting the universe. Assemble the war fleets,
load the killers of vermin onto the transport. Travel to this planet "Eartth" and purify
the universe from the smell and presence of one more foul meat eating species"

Chumbly :lol:
 
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