Ship's Locker: Out of the Closet

[Condottiere]

The Problem with Bottled Water

Why we spend $350 billion on bottled water

-- VIDEO CHAPTERS --
0:00 Intro
3:02 Rise of the Bottle
12:40 Scandals, Tricks, and Lies
18:11 Health Claims
22:37 Conclusion

We have fuel tanks.

Anyone consider marketing an off world bottled water brand?

 

[Anstett]

Isn't that effectively what happens on the Hierate Route?

Protein can be grown anywhere, but they import it along with other things. Why? maybe it is a great Imperial marketing scheme.

 

[Condottiere]

Marketing it as branded would increase the retail price, if it's meant for the consumer market.

Fuel tanks cost nothing (extra).

What's Perrier, a greenbuck per litre? Not accounting for restaurant prices.

Fourteen cubic metres would be fourteen thousand litres.

 

[Condottiere]

Or, Half Moon Over Miami.

 

[Condottiere]

Star Wars - Soviet Russia (AI Trailer)

At long last comrades, I bring you a Soviet version of Star Wars.

-timestamps-
00:00 Lukov Skyworker
00:15 C3-KGB & R2-GRUSKI
00:33 Obi Wan Kenobivich
00:51 Darth Vadervich
01:22 Ivan Solo
01:44 The Profit Star
02:12 The Battle of Yavingrad

To reach the stars, they would need a ship, and someone morally flexible enough to fly it.

They paid him in promises of post revolution land reform.

 

[Condottiere]

Dare To Be Darrian

Who Dares Is Darrian

Darrian Derring Do

DARRIANDEVIL

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[Condottiere]

 

[ResslynHalvik]

It'll just stand halfway through as atmosphere vents

 

[Condottiere]

That would be the dogs.

 

[Condottiere]

Soviet Star Trek IV: The Wrath of Elon Musk (AI Trailer)

The fourth instalment in the cursed Soviet Trek Series. A prequel of sorts!

-timestamps-
00:00 The USSR Lenin
00:19 The Whale 'Rescue' Mission
00:36 Elon Musk - The Last Billionaire
01:22 The Lenin Crew
01:53 The Battle
02:02 Spockavich Saves the Day
02:21 Ambien & Red Wine
02:59 Kirkov & McCoyvich's Downfall
03:29 Commissar Spockavich's Victory
03:39 History is Rewritten


Young, eager, expendable.

Rational Heroism.

 

[Condottiere]

The History of Knives in Space

Just as explorers have always carried knives, modern astronauts often bring blades with them as they journey among the stars. From the Randall 17 Astro carried on the first manned NASA flight in 1961, to the Emerson SpecWar and Soviet fixed blades that have been used more recently. These are the knives that were made to aid the bravest adventurers in the universe...

1. Machete, glove conformal.

2. Sunblock.

3. Emergency beacon radio.

4. Water container.

5. Alienator.

 

[Condottiere]

Alien invasion - Pick the right firearms!

There's a bunch of UFO people claiming that object 3i/Atlas which is a massive chunk of space rock is actually an alien ship headed to earth to invade us. Well, if that's true you'll need some guns similar to these.

1. Kinetic energy wins the fight, folks.

2. They may taste like chicken.

3. Miniature death ray.

4. Capacity is king.

5. Distance is the thing.

 

[Condottiere]

Death Korps of Krieg Recruitment Video

♡ Death Korps of Krieg are humanity's finest soldiers. Their latest recruitment video will show you why. Join the Imperial Guard now and get your own shovel.

Your second best friend, after your rifle.

 

[Condottiere]

Star Wars - Soviet Russia (Official Music Video)

Star Wars but it's Soviet Russia. Communist Jedi in cold, ruthless Mother Russia.

Soviet Interstellar Totalitarian Hive

 

[Condottiere]

Soviet Star Wars - The Capitalists Strike Back! (AI Trailer)

Profit leads to money
Money leads to greed.
Greed leads to exploitation.
Exploitation leads to capitalist dictatorship.

 

[Condottiere]

What happened to giant land ships?

@lancepharker
4 hours ago
Alternate title: What if Jabba the Hut was a Dieselpunk enthusiast.

@markpfeifer1402
6 hours ago
I heard the Jawas already have something like this.

 

[Condottiere]

Does Inequality Only Ever Get Worse?

Basically, equality is acquired with access to energy.

Since, the Imperium has cheap and, for all intents and purposes, endless energy through fusion reactors, all Citizens will have a level economic playing field.

Old money remains old, and money, if an eye is kept on it.