Ship's Locker: Out of the Closet

[Condottiere]

Amphibious motorcycle.

 

[Condottiere]

Skinhead Vargr.

 

[G'Naakbusters]

"Personal log. Crewman Dzarrv expressed concerns that the native anti-insect sprays might have averse affects on Vargr biology, he read something about "possible hair loss". I insisted it was fine and that he should join the party. I'm currently hiding in the laundry room. I have to be quiet now, I think I hear him nearby..."

 

[Condottiere]

Soviet Star Wars - Return Of The Communists (AI Parody)

DrThe conclusion to the Soviet Star Wars trilogy!

00:00 Previously on Soviet Star Wars
00:54 Jabba's Palace
01:47 The Rancor Scene
02:31 The Empire's War Machine
03:02 Planet Stalingrad
04:02 The Bolshevik Armada
04:26 Lukeov Completes His Training
04:50 The Battle of Endorgrad
05:01 The Final Confrontation
05:32 Lukeov Betrays His Comrades
06:10 Destruction of Endorgrad
06:36 Lukeov's Reign of Terror
06:51 Admiral Ackbarov's Terrible Fate
07:28 R2-Gruski the Liquidator
07:42 C3-KGB Minister of Truth
08:00 DYATLOV!
08:31 Not Real Communism!
08:50 Comradette Rey
09:02 Marx

1. You're greatest enemies will nor be the capitalists you fight, but the comrades who helped you win.

2. Remember, the Revolution is never complete, until all those who remember the old ways are gone.

3. It's a trap.

4. You have been found guilty of counterrevolutionary naval tactics, and excessive competence without proper ideological supervision.

 

[Condottiere]

Star Wars Epic Queen Parody - Skywalker Rhapsody!

SKYWALKER RHAPSODY — he loved, he burned, he sang.
An operatic retelling of Anakin’s fall, where lava meets melody and destiny gets a soundtrack.

 

[Condottiere]

Disco Star Wars: May the Funk be with You (Music Video)

THE FORCE HAS A FEVER, AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE BASSLINE.

You've witnessed the wars among the stars.
You've seen the struggle between the Light Side and the Dark Side
But you've never seen the battle for the dance floor.

Welcome to the Mos Eisley Cantina, reimagined as the galaxy's funkiest, most soulful discotheque, where the only duel that matters is the dance-off.

This is STAR WARS as you've never heard it before.

When an impossibly groovy beat drops, the entire galactic conflict grinds to a halt. Watch as bitter rivals—a Sith Lord in a velvet cape and a farm boy in a flyboy suit—put down their weapons and get down to the rhythm.

See Wookiees doing the hustle, Stormtroopers breakdancing, and droids doing The Robot.

This is the untold story of the one night the war was paused for a funky intervention.

From shady deals in shag-carpeted booths to a Death Star-shaped disco ball, this is a loving, high-energy, and utterly absurd tribute to a galaxy far, far away.

It's not about the Light or the Dark...

It's about The Funk.

STARRING:

The Icons: The Heart of the Saga

Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker
Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia
Harrison Ford as Han Solo
Alden Ehrenreich as a young Han Solo
Chewbacca as Himself
C-3PO as Himself
R2-D2 as Himself

The Chosen One: The Anakin Skywalker Legacy

Jake Lloyd as a young Anakin Skywalker
Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker
Darth Vader as Himself
The Masters: The Jedi Council
Alec Guinness as Obi-Wan Kenobi
Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi
Liam Neeson as Qui-Gon Jinn
Samuel L. Jackson as Mace Windu
Yoda as Himself
Baby Yoda as Himself
Aayla Secura as Herself
Ki-Adi-Mundi as Himself
Kit Fisto as Himself
Luminara Unduli as Herself
Plo Koon as Himself
Shaak Ti as Herself

The Architects: The Creator and The Phantom Menace

George Lucas as Himself
Emperor Palpatine as Himself
Ian McDiarmid as Senator Palpatine

Queens, Scoundrels & Royalty

Natalie Portman as Padmé Amidala
Billy Dee Williams as Lando Calrissian
Donald Glover as a young Lando Calrissian
Jimmy Smits as Bail Organa
Genevieve O'Reilly as Mon Mothma
Lobot as Himself

The New Generation: The Resistance & The First Order

Daisy Ridley as Rey
John Boyega as Finn
Oscar Isaac as Poe Dameron
Adam Driver as Kylo Ren

Warriors & Bounty Hunters: The Galactic Elite

Pedro Pascal as The Mandalorian (Din Djarin)
Temuera Morrison as Jango Fett
Temuera Morrison as Boba Fett
Rosario Dawson as Ahsoka Tano
Temuera Morrison as Captain Rex
Katee Sackhoff as Bo-Katan Kryze
The Bad Batch (Hunter, Wrecker, Tech, Echo)
Bossk as Himself
Cad Bane as Himself
Aurra Sing as Herself
Dengar as Himself
Fennec Shand as Herself
IG-88 as Himself
Paz Vizsla as Himself

The Dark Side: Sith & Agents of Evil

Christopher Lee as Count Dooku
Ray Park as Darth Maul
General Grievous as Himself
Savage Opress as Himself
Asajj Ventress as Herself
The Grand Inquisitor as Himself
Andy Serkis as Supreme Leader Snoke
The Knights of Ren as Themselves

The Empire & First Order: Officers of the Regime

Peter Cushing as Grand Moff Tarkin
Giancarlo Esposito as Moff Gideon
Grand Admiral Thrawn as Himself
Gwendoline Christie as Captain Phasma
Domhnall Gleeson as General Hux
Imperial Officer as Himself

Rogues & Rebels: The Sparks of Hope
Felicity Jones as Jyn Erso
Diego Luna as Cassian Andor
K-2SO as Himself
Donnie Yen as Chirrut Îmwe
Jiang Wen as Baze Malbus
Wedge Antilles as Himself
Admiral Ackbar as Himself
Doctor Aphra as Herself
Ezra Bridger as Himself
Hera Syndulla as Herself
Kanan Jarrus as Himself
Rose Tico as Herself
Sabine Wren as Herself
Zorii Bliss as Herself

The Cantina Locals: Creatures, Aliens & Droids

Jabba the Hutt as Himself
Bib Fortuna as Himself
Salacious B. Crumb as Himself
Wicket W. Warrick as Himself
Misc. Ewoks as Themselves
Figrin D'an as Himself
Misc. Bith Musicians as Themselves
Greedo as Himself
Maz Kanata as Herself
Jar Jar Binks as Himself
Oola as Herself
Gamorrean Guards as Themselves
GONK Droid as Himself
Chief Chirpa as Himself
Custom DJ Droid as Itself
FX-7 Medical Droid as Itself
Gran as Himself
Ithorian (Hammerhead) as Himself
Mouse Droid as Itself
Nute Gunray as Himself
Ponda Baba as Himself
Dr. Evazan as Himself
Quarren Senator as Himself
Tusken Raiders as Themselves
Ugnaughts as Themselves
Watto as Himself
Weequay Pirate as Himself

Clean up crew.

 

[Condottiere]

Darwin Abraham Ward


Strength/six
Dexterity/six
Endurance/six
Intellect/three - low average
Education/three - third grade
Social Standing/three - lower lower class

Skill levels - upto eighteen


Background

Language/mother
first - Admin, Animals, Athletics, Carouse, Drive, Electronics, Flyer, Mechanic, Medic, Profession, Science, Streetwise, Survival, Vacuum Suit
second - Admin, Animals, Athletics, Carouse, Drive, Electronics, Flyer, Mechanic, Medic, Profession, Science, Streetwise, Survival, Vacuum Suit


First Term

University

freshman - twenty one over thirty six, or fifty eight and one third percent

focus, major - Admin, Advocate, Astrogation, Electronics/*, Engineer/*, Medic/*, Science/* // one
focus, minor - Admin, Advocate, Astrogation, Electronics, Engineer, Medic, Science // zero
education - plus one

graduation - twenty one over thirty six, or fifty eight and one third percent
focus, major - Admin, Advocate, Astrogation, Electronics/*, Engineer/*, Medic/*, Science/* // two
focus, minor - Admin, Advocate, Astrogation, Electronics/*, Engineer/*, Medic/*, Science/* // one
education - plus one
career - plus one modifier to next qualification role Agent, Army, Citizen/Corporate, Entertainer/Journalist, Marines, Navy, Scholar, Scouts
commission - plus one on first commission roll to be taken immediately in a military career, if enlisting directly after university at rank/one, if successful

honours - three over thirty six, or eight and one third percent
career - plus two modifier to next qualification role Agent, Army, Citizen (corporate), Entertainer (journalist), Marines, Navy, Scholar, Scouts.
commission - plus two on first commission roll to be taken immediately in a military career, if enlisting directly after university at rank/one, if successful


Military Academy

Army - twenty one over thirty six, or fifty eight and one third percent
Marines - fifteen over thirty six, or forty one and two thirds percent
Navy - ten over thirty six, or 27.77777777777778 percent
focus - basic training service skills of related military career

graduation - fifteen over thirty six, or forty one and two thirds percent
focus - basic training service skills of related military career, pick three and increase to level one, if enlisting into same
education - plus one
qualification - automatic if enlisting into related career
commission - plus two on first commission roll to be taken immediately in a military career, if enlisting directly after the academy at rank/one, if successful

honours - one over thirty six, or 2.77777777777778 percent
social standing - plus one
commission - automatic

failure - may automatically enter related military career, unless two or less on the graduation roll; not eligible for commission in first term


Pre Career Events

Travel - 1.85185185185185 percent chance of plus two modifier to next qualification role
Psionics - 3.24074074074074 percent chance of psionic talents
Partyman -13.88888888888889 percent chance of Carouse/one
Hobby - 13.88888888888889 percent chance of */zero


Plan Bee

Citizen/Worker - 6/4/9
Entertainer/Performer - 5/6/7
Merchant/Free Trader - 5/6/7
Navy/Flight -7/7/6 (9)
Noble/Administrator - 11/5/6
Rogue/Enforcer - 6/6/6
Scholar/Field Researcher - 7/6/7
Scout/Explorer - 6/7/8


Plan Cee

Draft

 

[Condottiere]

Darwin Abraham Ward


Strength/six
Dexterity/six
Endurance/six
Intellect/three - low average
Education/three - third grade
Social Standing/three - lower lower class

Skill levels - upto eighteen

Life expectancy - twelve terms, sixty six years
Useful working life - eleven terms, sixty two years
Optimal pensionable age - six terms, forty two years, two hundred eighty eight kilostarbux
Preferred pensionable age - five terms, thirty eight years, two hundred eighty kilostarbux
Break even - sixty two years, two hundred forty kilostarbux


If Darwin really wants to collect on that pension, he has to join the Merchants, and become a free trader.

 

[Condottiere]

Darwin Abraham Ward


Strength/six
Dexterity/six
Endurance/six
Intellect/three - low average
Education/three - third grade
Social Standing/three - lower lower class

Skill levels - upto eighteen

Life expectancy - twelve terms, sixty six years
Useful working life - eleven terms, sixty two years
Optimal pensionable age - six terms, forty two years, two hundred eighty eight kilostarbux
Preferred pensionable age - five terms, thirty eight years, two hundred eighty kilostarbux
Break even - sixty two years, two hundred forty kilostarbux

Background

Language/mother
first - Admin, Animals, Athletics, Carouse, Drive, Electronics, Flyer, Mechanic, Medic, Profession, Science, Streetwise, Survival, Vacuum Suit
second - Admin, Animals, Athletics, Carouse, Drive, Electronics, Flyer, Mechanic, Medic, Profession, Science, Streetwise, Survival, Vacuum Suit


First Term

University

freshman - twenty one over thirty six, or fifty eight and one third percent

focus, major - Admin, Advocate, Astrogation, Electronics/*, Engineer/*, Medic/*, Science/* // one
focus, minor - Admin, Advocate, Astrogation, Electronics, Engineer, Medic, Science // zero
education - plus one

graduation - twenty one over thirty six, or fifty eight and one third percent
focus, major - Admin, Advocate, Astrogation, Electronics/*, Engineer/*, Medic/*, Science/* // two
focus, minor - Admin, Advocate, Astrogation, Electronics/*, Engineer/*, Medic/*, Science/* // one
education - plus one
career - plus one modifier to next qualification role Agent, Army, Citizen/Corporate, Entertainer/Journalist, Marines, Navy, Scholar, Scouts
commission - plus one on first commission roll to be taken immediately in a military career, if enlisting directly after university at rank/one, if successful

honours - three over thirty six, or eight and one third percent
career - plus two modifier to next qualification role Agent, Army, Citizen (corporate), Entertainer (journalist), Marines, Navy, Scholar, Scouts.
commission - plus two on first commission roll to be taken immediately in a military career, if enlisting directly after university at rank/one, if successful


Military Academy

Army - twenty one over thirty six, or fifty eight and one third percent
Marines - fifteen over thirty six, or forty one and two thirds percent
Navy - ten over thirty six, or 27.77777777777778 percent
focus - basic training service skills of related military career

graduation - fifteen over thirty six, or forty one and two thirds percent
focus - basic training service skills of related military career, pick three and increase to level one, if enlisting into same
education - plus one
qualification - automatic if enlisting into related career
commission - plus two on first commission roll to be taken immediately in a military career, if enlisting directly after the academy at rank/one, if successful

honours - one over thirty six, or 2.77777777777778 percent
social standing - plus one
commission - automatic

failure - may automatically enter related military career, unless two or less on the graduation roll; not eligible for commission in first term


Pre Career Events

Travel - 1.85185185185185 percent chance of plus two modifier to next qualification role
Psionics - 3.24074074074074 percent chance of psionic talents
Partyman -13.88888888888889 percent chance of Carouse/one
Hobby - 13.88888888888889 percent chance of */zero


Plan Bee

Citizen/Worker - 6/4/9 ship share, easy survival; pension
Entertainer/Performer - 5/6/7 seemed an easy way to make a living; pension
Merchant/Free Trader - 5/6/7 space skillz, ship share, free free trader; pension
Navy/Flight -7/7/6 (9) space skillz, ship shares, Membership, or boat; pension
Noble/Administrator - 11/5/6 was a Hail Mary pass, with a low probability to gain entry, but a higher one to survive and thrive, plus yacht, ship shares, membership, and money; pension
Rogue/Enforcer - 6/6/6 for the ship shares, and money
Scholar/Field Researcher - 7/6/7 for the one hundred seventy megastarbux laboratory ship; pension
Scholar/Physician - 7/5/9 plus, you get to practice medicine, which pays four kilostarbux per month; pension
Scout/Explorer - 6/7/8 space skillz, jack of all trades, and free scoutship


Plan Cee

Draft

 

[Condottiere]

Darwin Abraham Ward


Strength/six
Dexterity/six
Endurance/six
Intellect/three - low average
Education/five - university graduate
Social Standing/three - lower lower class

Skill levels - upto twenty four

Life expectancy - twelve terms, sixty six years
Useful working life - eleven terms, sixty two years
Optimal pensionable age - six terms, forty two years, two hundred eighty eight kilostarbux
Preferred pensionable age - five terms, thirty eight years, two hundred eighty kilostarbux
Break even - sixty two years, two hundred forty kilostarbux

Background

Language/mother
first - Admin, Animals, Athletics, Carouse, Drive, Electronics, Flyer, Mechanic, Medic, Profession, Science, Streetwise, Survival, Vacuum Suit
second - Admin, Animals, Athletics, Carouse, Drive, Electronics, Flyer, Mechanic, Medic, Profession, Science, Streetwise, Survival, Vacuum Suit


Second Term - University Graduate


Focus, Major

Administration - unless you get into the executive suite, or plan to embezzle the corporation, this won't make you rich, just keep you rich
Advocate - Darwin's unlikely to intern at any prestigious law firms
Astrogation - pays well at four kilostarbux per month, but limited to one per starship
Animals - how much do veterinarians make, as their clinics are being bought out?
Art - the odds are against you
Electronics - useful, but the money is in development
Engineer - everyone needs an engineer, and the pay is four kilostarbux per month
Language - might be worthwhile, if you're cunning
Medical - one per ship, but useful anywhere, salary four kilostarbux per month
Navigation - very limited application
Profession - not really clearly defined as to benefits
Science - Darwin's not quite cut out for that


Focus, Minor

Administration
Advocate
Astrogation - space skillz
Animals/veterinary - xenomedicine
Art
Electronics - space skillz, also cybernetics
Engineer - a doctor is an engineer of the body
Language
Medical - one per ship, but useful anywhere, salary four kilostarbux per month
Navigation
Profession - still not really clearly defined as to benefits
Science - Biology, Physics


Honours

three over thirty six, or eight and one third percent


Career

Agent
Army - (4/3)/7/6 (8/7) almost guaranteed entry
Citizen/Corporate
Entertainer/Journalist
Marines - (5/4)/7/6 (8/7)
Navy/Flight - 6/5)/7/6 (8/7) space skillz, ship shares, Membership, or boat; pension
Scholar/Field Researcher - (6/5)/6/7 for the one hundred seventy megastarbux laboratory ship; pension
Scholar/Physician - (6/5)/5/9 plus, you get to practice medicine, which pays four kilostarbux per month; pension
Scouts

(graduate/honours)

 

[Condottiere]

Darwin Abraham Ward


Strength/six
Dexterity/six
Endurance/six
Intellect/three - low average
Education/five - university graduate
Social Standing/three - lower lower class

Skill levels - upto twenty four

Life expectancy - twelve terms, sixty six years
Useful working life - eleven terms, sixty two years
Optimal pensionable age - six terms, forty two years, two hundred eighty eight kilostarbux
Preferred pensionable age - five terms, thirty eight years, two hundred eighty kilostarbux
Break even - sixty two years, two hundred forty kilostarbux

Background

Language/mother
first - Electronics/zero
second - Vacuum Suit/zero


Second Term - University Graduate


Focus, Major

Engineer/two


Focus, Minor

Astrogation/one


Honours

three over thirty six, or eight and one third percent


Career

Scholar/Field Researcher - (6/5)/6/7 for the one hundred seventy megastarbux laboratory ship; pension
qualification - (seventy two and two ninths percent/eighty three and one third percent)
survival - seventy two and two ninths percent
advancement - fifty eight and one third percent

service skill - Medical/zero
advancement - rank/one associate scientist
added skill - Drive/Flyer, Electronics, Diplomat, Medical, Investigate, or Science

(graduate/honours)

 

[Condottiere]

Darwin's best bet is getting hold of the, or a, laboratory ship, and charter it out, as captain/owner onboard.

Even having a ship share beats his expected pension payout, which either a partial, or full, equity in a spacecraft, once leveraged or sold, will allow a comfortable retirement.

Pensions are great as a safety net for living expenses.

Merchant/Free Trader allows a more hands on attempts on leveraging the spacecraft.

Darwin's more of a support character, who's smart enough to keep a gun nearby, but wouldn't be out front, and understands that having money counts.

 

[Condottiere]

How does Tatooine have Oxygen... it's all sand

Have you ever wondered how people can breathe on the planet of Tatooine, forget about water and food, its a miracle anyone is able to walk around without a spacesuit on!

 

[Condottiere]

The first Quonset huts were manufactured in 1941 when the United States Navy needed a lightweight, all-purpose building that could be shipped anywhere and assembled without skilled labor.[2] They could be assembled in a day by a 10-person team using only hand tools.[3]

The George A. Fuller construction company manufactured them, and the first was produced within 60 days of signing the contract.[4] In 1946, the Great Lakes Steel Corporation claimed "the term 'Quonset,' as applied to builders and building materials, is a trade mark owned by the Great Lakes Steel Corporation."[5] But the word is often used generically. Today similar structures are made by many contractors in countries around the world.

The original design was a 16-by-36-foot (4.9 m × 11.0 m) structure framed with steel members with an 8-foot (2.4 m) radius. The most common design created a standard size of 20 by 48 feet (6.1 m × 14.6 m) with a 16-foot (4.9 m) base dimension, allowing 960 square feet (89 m2) of usable floor space with optional 4-foot (1.2 m) overhangs at each end for protection of entrances from the weather. Other sizes were developed, including 20-by-40-foot (6.1 m × 12.2 m) and 40-by-100-foot (12 m × 30 m) warehouse models.[6]

The sides were corrugated steel sheets, and the two ends were covered with plywood which had doors and windows. The interior was insulated and had pressed-wood lining and a wood floor. The building could be placed on concrete, on pilings, or directly on the ground with a wood floor. The original design used low-grade steel, which was later replaced by a more rust-resistant version. The flexible interior space was open, allowing use as barracks, latrines, medical and dental offices, isolation wards, housing, and bakeries.

 

[Condottiere]

How much air do we use a day?

The average adult, when resting, inhales and exhales about 7 or 8 liters of air per minute. That totals about 11,000 liters of air per day.


Eleven over fourteen equals 0.7857142857142857 tonnes open enclosed space.

Twenty two tonnes open enclosed volume, like a cargo hold, should cover twenty eight days for a human adult.

I guess you have to compress this, to make it into a form that's easy to channel to human lungs.

 

[MarcusIII]

How much air do we use a day?

More importantly is how much O2 does the body need to extract per day.

 

[Condottiere]

Air's free, and we could include staterooms, common areas, and corridors.

A cockpit is not designed for long term use and only has life support for 24 hours.

Let's say about a tonne allocated per occupant at about five kilostarbux, for the cockpit, which could be empty volume, compressed gas, or a combination of both.

If we compress just the oxygen, that's going to cost money, both for the separation, compression, and containment.

 

[Condottiere]

An average adult needs about 378 liters of pure oxygen per day. This is calculated from the estimated 7,570 liters of air we breathe daily, of which about 20% is oxygen and 15% is exhaled, making a 5% consumption rate per breath.

More details

• Air intake:
  The average person consumes approximately 7,570 liters of air in a day.
• Oxygen in air:
  Air is about 21% oxygen, but this percentage remains relatively constant at altitude.
• Oxygen consumption:
  The body uses about 5% of the air it breathes, converting oxygen to carbon dioxide.
• Daily requirement:
  Since the body uses about 5% of the air it breathes, the average person uses about 378 liters of pure oxygen per day (0.05×7570=378.50.05 cross 7570 equals 378.5liters).
• Factors influencing need:
  This is an average and the actual amount can vary depending on factors like activity level, with exercise increasing the need for oxygen.

AI responses may include mistakes.

 

[MarcusIII]

Let's say about a tonne allocated per occupant at about five kilostarbux, for the cockpit, which could be empty volume, compressed gas, or a combination of both.

If you account for all people with staterooms then ignore the cockpit as that is covered by the stateroom LS.

 

[Condottiere]

The cockpit's an example, either of actual prethought, or coinciding with physics.