The flea trader was so christened by owners, onlookers and victims alike. Named for its diminutive size, cheap price, even cheaper construction and the fact that, much like actual fleas, no starport wants to be infested with them. Regarded by a naval architect as an exercise in inhumane design and described by an anonymous retired scout as ‘somehow worse than an x-boat’, flea traders have come to be associated with those carrying a naive wanderlust for the stars, some without means to do better and others who know better and simply do not care.