favourite minor and major geases

[The King]

Never walk on grass
Never taint your hair in green
Forge a least one bronze item every full moon.

 

[toothill man]

steal at least one item before each full moon

never watch a crow feast on carrion

never sleep with a blond woman wearing a silver torc

 

[toothill man]

never sell another mans horse

never ride a bull


never sail under a crimson sail

 

[toothill man]

never sail a boat

never eat with your left hand in public


never cross the shadow of a hanged man

 

[The King]

Never eat rotten meat
Never eat meat you didn't catch by yourself
Never eat squirrels anyway.

 

[The King]

Never share a meal with squirrels
Never bath when the sun is up
Never look at your image in a mirror

 

[toothill man]

never fight without your shadow

never walk over a kings shadow

never talk to your own shadow

 

[The King]

Never touch iron with your bare hands.

Never use ranged weapons for the hunt.

Never walk along a river if it runs at your right side.

 

[toothill man]

never use a net to catch fish

never eat fish

never eat seafood raw

 

[toothill man]

never live under anyones yoke

never allow slavery to be un-avenged

never take a slave

 

[The King]

Never make love without condom

Never put a condom on your head (but sockets are allowed)

Never laugh.

 

[toothill man]

never live longer than your lord

never give your loyalty lightly

never betray a oath to your lord

 

[The King]

Never crack nuts that you didn't catch by yourself.
Never eat the nuts of a quirrel whom you said good day or goodnight to.
Never eat the bones given to your best friend's dog.

 

[toothill man]

never trust a man with a monkey as a pet

never eat monkey brains

never trust directions given by a monkey

 

[toothill man]

never eat rat

never fight the day after being bit by a rat


never bite a live rat

 

[toothill man]

never sleep with the sunrise to your back

never sleep in a bed made of gold

never steal from a sleeping woman

 

[toothill man]

never leave anything for tommorow you can do today

never cross a river wearing a womans dress

never forget a enemy

 

[The King]

Never greets a stranger
Never utter the name of your worst foe
Always have a worst foe in mind

 

[The King]

Don't share any meal with Formorians :shock:
Never catch a fish with a hook.
Never kill a bear.

 

[The King]

Always drink the blood of your foe in a cup at least once a month
Never bury an axe in the soil
Never pee when the wind is facing you :lol: