favourite minor and major geases

[toothill man]

as a trained first aider the words secondary infection and its going green come to mind :shock:

 

[toothill man]

never save money
never hoard gold
never eat from a gold plate

 

[prophet118]

can never earn enech...



yeh thats probably not a good one..lmfao

 

[toothill man]

known as a druid :wink:

 

[toothill man]

never wear iron
never wear silver
never behave like or be a slave to anyone

 

[The King]

always tell the truth
always tell what you think
never bow to anyone

 

[toothill man]

never use tricks to win a battle
never fight fair
never fight a woman unless in self defence

 

[The King]

What if the guys are disguised as women?

 

[toothill man]

then it dont count but if you are wrong :shock:

 

[The King]

Never shave any part of your body
Never accept surrender
Never ask for mercy

(hum, the 3rd one is a difficult one; probably lethal in both cases)

 

[The King]

Always attack your foes on sight, whatever the odds, whatever the numbers.

Never scratch your right ear with your left foot

Never imitate the shout of the fly on a full moon night.

 

[toothill man]

Never imitate the shout of the fly on a full moon night.

buzzz........ahhhhhh :twisted: :wink:

 

[toothill man]

always live your day as if it is your last

never shout at a mountain top

never bring muddy shoes into a kings hall

 

[The King]

Never imitate the shout of the fly on a full moon night.

buzzz........ahhhhhh :twisted: :wink:

Why? Is it already full moon tonight? You should be then chasing after werewolves.

 

[toothill man]

mum am I a werewolf?

be quiet boy and comb your face :wink:

 

[The King]

Never apologize or act in a way making think you would like to.

Never greet any king but me.

Always pull on a beard when you see one.

 

[The King]

Always fart when you meet a married woman

Always belch when addressing to a clan chief

Never say good day or good night to anyone but a squirrel on a branch.

 

[toothill man]

never get caught talking to a squirrel :wink:

never eat swine

never eat a horse

 

[toothill man]

never fall in to a mill pond wearing a blue cloak
never climb a oak tree in bloom
never eat acorns

 

[The King]

never fall in to a mill pond wearing a blue cloak
never climb a oak tree in bloom
never eat acorns

1. What if you drop in a blue paint pool wearing a white cloak?

2. I would never eat acorns anyway. If my mouth were full of this, how could I greet a squirrel?
However I would have to simulate eating acorns is someone passes by so that he can't catch me talking to a squirrel.
While thinking of it, is it possible to get caught talking to at least 2 squirrels?