favourite minor and major geases

[The King]

Never extinguish a fire

Never spill water

Never eat anything directly from the trees

 

[The King]

Never dye your hair red

Never use green paint on you body

Never eat cooked turnip

 

[toothill man]

never watch a woman bath

never watch a stag in heat

never hunt a white hart

 

[The King]

Never sit idle on a stone

Never carry a menhir on the back

Never drink the potions of the druids when you are not allowed to

 

[superc0ntra]

Never wear the tartans of another tribe

Never deflower a maiden

Never request "Whisky in the jar" when drinking at the pub

 

[The King]

Never let a week pass without eating a least one turnip.

Never eat cooked turnip

Never grow turnips near potatoes

 

[The King]

Never make love unwashed

Never share a meal with strangers

Never cross a river at a ford

 

[The King]

Never use a Slaine book to harm your disturbing players

 

[toothill man]

never use words were actions will do

never retreat when faced with overwellming odds

 

[The King]

Never spend a full week without at least 30 hours of sleep

Never drink more than a barrel of beer in one day

 

[The King]

Never fight with two swords in your hands

 

[toothill man]

never fight in yellow

never eat yellow food

 

[The King]

Never go to battle with a dirty tartan

Always turn the foes your kill with their faces toward the ground.

 

[toothill man]

live each day as if your last

never eat burning coal

 

[Standing-Stone]

Never Swim with a Formorian :roll:

Never bath with a Formorian :? :shock:

 

[The King]

And never eat with a Fomorian

 

[The King]

Never attack a naked foe with a spear.

Always grant hospitality to stranger at Beltaine and Samhain

Never give nor lend your knife to anyone under any mean

 

[Standing-Stone]

"Never give a ride to a demon hitch-hiker."

Or

"Never ride with demons."

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"Never fall asleep with a full bag of gold, while in the company of a dwarf."

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"Be wary of skyclad women who cunningly never let their feet touch the ground."

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As I have written these, I suddenly realise that the last four I wrote sound more like good advice and common sence than Geas.

It's not like I used to wrting these things.

 

[toothill man]

never befreind a dwarf if you have gold fillings

or gold nipple rings :shock:

 

[The King]

Never pull on the nipple ring of a war-witch.

Never go to bed with a woman if both your bodies are unwashed