Duke Norris Facts

[Nathan Brazil]

Only one thing in existence is more powerful than Duke Norris...

Marc Miller

 

[rust]

"Marc Miller" is one of Duke Norris' pseudonyms.

 

[Nathan Brazil]

Duke Norris always leaves them weeping. The Empress Wave is proof of this.

 

[RichardX1]

Duke Norris is more powerful than Grandfather.

 

[GamerDude]

"Duke Norris"... 'nuff said

 

[Solomani666]

Tigress class Dreadnoughts? Naw, those are just Duke Norris's privates.

Good one!


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[tolcreator]

"Duke" Norris is the direct descendant of both Chuck Norris and John Wayne.

 

[GamerDude]

"Duke" Norris is the direct descendant of both Chuck Norris and John Wayne.

Wow, that goes soooo beyond Gay Rights Marriage....

Not that there is anything wrong with that!

 

[lastbesthope]

"Duke" Norris is the direct descendant of both Chuck Norris and John Wayne.

Wow, that goes soooo beyond Gay Rights Marriage....

Not that there is anything wrong with that!

Direct descendant, not child of,

i.e. John Wayne and Chuck Norris could be 2 of "Duke" Norris' great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfathers for example.

LBH

 

[rust]

"Duke" Norris is the direct descendant of both Chuck Norris and John Wayne.

Nah, only someone as perfect as Duke Norris can be an ancestor of Duke
Norris, and the true story has already been published by a certain well
known author: A young man taken back in time and tricked into impreg-
nating his younger, female self (before he underwent a sex change); he
thus turns out to be the offspring of that union, with the paradoxical result
that he is his own mother and father.

 

[zero]

Duke Norris had to be born after Mr. T, if both these super beings existed at the same time, the universe would implode by the sheer awesomeness when Chuck Norris and John Wayne both also arrive to fight to the death for the title of most awesome meme generator.