Bric-a Brac of the Third Imperium

Astromancer said:
The Collected Works of P.G.Wodehouse

Not only one of the funniest authors in the English language, but also one of the great technical masters of written prose, P.G. Wodehouse is required reading in all Imperial schools. Since English has the same status in the 3I as Latin does in the 10th thought 22nd century West, teaching those seeking advanced degrees English is important. Like Cicero, Wodehouse is the model of refined style, like Terence, Wodehouse is the model of refined wit, and like Catullus, Wodehouse is the model of crisp imagery. Unlike those guys Wodehouse is so funny kids read him willingly and no one objects to the content of the stories.

Thus copies of Wodehouse's novels, both in the original English and in translation are commomplace. References to the novels are common too. Computers named Jeeves, groups called the "Drones Club," houses called "Blandings Castle," are all commonplace.

Even planets have recived names as Wodehouse themed in jokes.


Note to Readers

This can be used as Farce or background. Many incongruous features of the 3I can be covered up by this simple detail. "Why was it named that? Some clod's idea of a joke." or the simple "He read too much Wodehouse and thinks this is witty."

This is such a simple useful bit of background, enjoy.

Well done :D

That is just brilliant
I used to read a lot of Wodehouse (my dad loved him 8) )

I think the idea of incorporating him into the 3rd Imperium is just pure brilliance, ships called the "Jeeves and Wooster" anyone?
 
I'm glad you liked it. I always thought it was the best way to paint over some of the less clever bouts of "humorous" background cannon.
 
Just a try:

The "Type 42" Towel

in some places with big Solomani influence called "DNA towel" for no clear reason is standard issue for TAS hotels, pensions & co.
It's a simple blue towel at imperial Standard TL with a little red 42 in the upper left corner as well as a "don't panic"in big, friendly letters in the lower right. There's a bath towel version, too.

The reasons of that imprint are lost in the long night, but people like it because of it's mysterious history and the big, friendly letters.

It is expected to be taken with the traveller if he leaves. Using it in a public bath sometimes is used to identify yourself other TAS members to find interesting people for interesting conversation.
Showing such a towel may be a help in "hitchhiking" if the captain of your vessel also is a TAS member.
 
The Orb "Hey give me a hit off that hot orb."

The Orb is a pleasure device. Touching a "hot" orb elevates the mood, loosen inhibitions, and opens one to a fuller awareness of sensual pleasure. It's basically a mess free party drug.

Legal in most places (but the exceptions get nasty about it) orbs are seen as decadent but trivial, the beer bongs of the 3I.

To HEAT or activate and orb, someone in a good mood rubs the while thinking of pleasure or fun. Then they hand it off to someone else. It generally takes three to five people to get an orb hot. This keeps orbs more of a party toy than a solitaire device.

Giving an unprepered and unsuspecting person an orb is seen is a harmless but very funny joke.


Yes, I just rewatched Woody Alan's Sleeper. Why do you ask?
 
Hey folks!

Dale Meier here at Hell Creek Sanitarium. We're very interested in this thread and would like to know if anybody who's participated would be willing to submit their bric-a-brac to us for our Foreven Sector equipment guide, Sovima's Interstellar Bazaar and Techdex.

While the book will have weapons, armor, and all the other goodies gamers like, we also want it to have some of the everyman, everyday products. Kind of like Galladinium's Fantastic Technology was for D6 Star Wars. At the same time, we're going to make things interesting by adding in consumer "opinions" and "comments", to steal a trick from the late Nigel Findley.

Currently we don't have a website up, but we're going to have both a MySpace and Facebook presence soon (hopefully before next week is through). If you're interested in contributing, please send an e-mail to sylvrephire@yahoo.com expressing your interest in participating. Please do NOT send a submission at this time as we're in the process of getting our Foreven line started up and we don't want to risk losing your submission or misattributing it to another writer.

Thanks and keep up the good work! It's been an interesting read!

Pax et bonum,

Dale Meier
Creative Director
Hell Creek Sanitarium
Omaha, NE
 
Astromancer said:
The Orb "Hey give me a hit off that hot orb."

The Orb is a pleasure device. Touching a "hot" orb elevates the mood, loosen inhibitions, and opens one to a fuller awareness of sensual pleasure. It's basically a mess free party drug. ...

This sounds like a psionically-active device. A full investigation is required, and all extant examples of this device must be confiscated and sequestered until such time as we can accurately ascertain whether there is any Zhodani involvement in the development, manufacture, or distribution of this device.
 
Astromancer said:
I'm glad you liked it. I always thought it was the best way to paint over some of the less clever bouts of "humorous" background cannon.

Yep, truly

I loved this idea, just brilliant 8)
 
walkir said:
Just a try:

The "Type 42" Towel

in some places with big Solomani influence called "DNA towel" for no clear reason is standard issue for TAS hotels, pensions & co.
It's a simple blue towel at imperial Standard TL with a little red 42 in the upper left corner as well as a "don't panic"in big, friendly letters in the lower right. There's a bath towel version, too.

The reasons of that imprint are lost in the long night, but people like it because of it's mysterious history and the big, friendly letters.

It is expected to be taken with the traveller if he leaves. Using it in a public bath sometimes is used to identify yourself other TAS members to find interesting people for interesting conversation.
Showing such a towel may be a help in "hitchhiking" if the captain of your vessel also is a TAS member.


Heh,heh I love this
another gem 8)

Didnt they actually sell big blue towels with DON'T PANIC in big pink letters printed on them back in the 80's?
 
Astromancer said:
The Orb "Hey give me a hit off that hot orb."

The Orb is a pleasure device. Touching a "hot" orb elevates the mood, loosen inhibitions, and opens one to a fuller awareness of sensual pleasure. It's basically a mess free party drug.

Legal in most places (but the exceptions get nasty about it) orbs are seen as decadent but trivial, the beer bongs of the 3I.

To HEAT or activate and orb, someone in a good mood rubs the while thinking of pleasure or fun. Then they hand it off to someone else. It generally takes three to five people to get an orb hot. This keeps orbs more of a party toy than a solitaire device.

Giving an unprepered and unsuspecting person an orb is seen is a harmless but very funny joke.


Yes, I just rewatched Woody Alan's Sleeper. Why do you ask?

Heh,heh yep, I was just about to say "Sleeper"
brilliant movie, and this could be funny if you had the 'right' players
could offend some straight laced folks though
 
walkir said:
Just a try: The "Type 42" Towel

Shouldn't this contain nutriernt suplements in the fabric of the material, containing all the essential vitamins and a small brown stain for BBQ sauce?*

* with a little patch in the corner that contains anti-depressants?
 
khazwind said:
walkir said:
Just a try: The "Type 42" Towel

Shouldn't this contain nutriernt suplements in the fabric of the material, containing all the essential vitamins and a small brown stain for BBQ sauce?*

* with a little patch in the corner that contains anti-depressants?

It has been a long time since I read the books.
So, next version:

The "Type 42" Towel

In some places with big Solomani influence it's called a "DNA towel" for no apparent reason.
Those are bought by the tens of thousands by the TAS only and are standard issue for TAS hotels, pensions & co.
It's a simple blue TL15-towel with a little red 42 in the upper left corner as well as a "don't panic"in big, friendly letters in the lower right. There's a bath towel version, too.
Both versions include integrated nutrient supplements in the fabric of the material, containing all the essential vitamins and a small brown stain for BBQ sauce (with a little patch in the corner that contains anti-depressants).

The reasons of those properties are lost in the long night, but people like it because of it's mysterious history and the big, friendly letters.

It is expected to be taken with the Traveller if he leaves. Using it in a public bath sometimes is used to identify yourself to other TAS members to find people for interesting conversation.
Showing such a towel may be a help in "hitchhiking" if the captain of your vessel also is a TAS member.
 
Jame Rowe said:
Mesh Clothing (TL 9). These lines of clothing (there are several manufacturers, e.g. Galactic Arm, Hiver Gap, Arman's, and such) are all created out of an advanced form of ballistic weave that, while it masses no more than normal clothing, provides all the protection of mesh armor. Cost is as the item of clothing plus 50 Cr.

And no, there is no such thing as mesh underwear. Sorry, we're working on it.

This one's really good, pretty darn useful too :D
 
FreeTrav said:
This sounds like a psionically-active device. A full investigation is required, and all extant examples of this device must be confiscated and sequestered until such time as we can accurately ascertain whether there is any Zhodani involvement in the development, manufacture, or distribution of this device.


No, the Orb is closer to form and structure to Psionic suppression devices. And Orbs have been modified for that use. However, Orb use doesn't seem to prevent, injure, disrupt, or enhance, psi abilities, unless modified. As all such modifications make the Orb un-fun, they aren't popular.
 
Sure, that's what it says on the label! But we all know it is a Zhodani mind trick! Who cares that the device predates contact with the Zhodani! It just proves that the Psionic Suppressions were necessary because those stinky Psions were secretly in league with the unknown Zhodani!

Actually, it seems to be more of an Empathic device rather than a Telepathic device, but I think that is just marketing too....
 
Alan Hume said:
Jame Rowe said:
Mesh Clothing (TL 9). These lines of clothing (there are several manufacturers, e.g. Galactic Arm, Hiver Gap, Arman's, and such) are all created out of an advanced form of ballistic weave that, while it masses no more than normal clothing, provides all the protection of mesh armor. Cost is as the item of clothing plus 50 Cr.

And no, there is no such thing as mesh underwear. Sorry, we're working on it.

This one's really good, pretty darn useful too :D

Thank you.

Don't mention the mesh lingerie; it ... wasn't as big a hit as we thought it would be. :oops:
 
Holographic Masks and Costumes

As aristocracies have always loved masqurades (blurring identities in a formal hierarchy is often intoxicating) costumes both comfortable and exotic were required. The development of lightweight, easy to wear and use, holographic display costumes was the outcome.

Most "costumes" are one setting wild displays of flashing color (like standing amoung the animated sparkles of a WALT DISNEY magic wand), top of the line models simulate fur, feathers, silk, and jewels. Many models make subtle visual changes to the face of the wearer which not only obscure identity but make it harder to judge the truthfulness of a person's statements by looking at their face(many models include devices to modulate the voice in similar ways.

Although these displays are cheap and effective, outside of condictions of shifting and/or unsteady light, it's easy to see that someone is wearing a mask. However, many bars use lighing systems that obscure identity anyway(to protect the privacy of their patrons) a sly careful conman might get away with useing a Holomask.
 
Poo-Be-Gone

"The nano-spray that makes fauna feces disappear!"


Just one squeeze and the nasty droppings are gone!

Used by Paleontologists throughout the Imperium!

As Seen on Holovision!


Note: Vaandeer Sparkly Industries is not responsible for any mutations, side effects, or preset stains.
 
ExoGonads

Due to the high risk of genetic damage in space, many routine space travelers keep genetic samples in special storage facilities in many larger bases. Most of these facilities also provide artificial spermatogenisis and ovagenisis services. Given 3I biotech, genetic samples of either males or females can provide sperm or ovum as requiered. Many people who don't regularly travel in space, especially gay couples use these services as well.

Given the importance of dynastic mariages to 3I aristocrats, and the total disengagement of matromony from love (typical of aristocracies), this system completely frees heirs to wed each other and have children under any circumstances. With exo-wombs and exo-gonads, people whove never met, nor ever will meet, nor would want too, can have children together. Unromantic, but in certain cases practical.

Families of space workers and travelers also tend to seperate love, sex, and family/reproduction. Exogonads and exowombs allow children to be born to couples that are suitable working teams to keep the family going and rise the child well. Sex, romance, and emotional comitment (other than to the family) are sought elsewhere.

Both of these paterns create unique family patterns. Outsiders often get very mixed-up.;-)
 
Polydorus Parrots

These brightly colored birds, whose bright colors shift durring the day, make excellent pets. They are as easy to live with as cats, and they are less fussy eaters. They also can talk, not just repeating words like Terrestrial parrots. They are semisentinant and can really talk. They're generally empathetic and kind, but most of them have wicked senses of humour and a magpie's eye for pretty shiny things.

Big Secret known to very few

These Parrots are psionic. It's very low power, but a Psion who can get into a repore with these birds can build a powerful group mind to back him up.

However, traveling around with a flock of parrots, who will be even more playful and tricky than normal, isn't easy. Nor is it all that covert.
 
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