Its here! its all brown and ugly been shipped all over the world, seen exotic lands and far off places I will never see, but it has finial made it way to me! How Wonderful, I wonder whats inside? Where are my paints! Bring the paints! oh! and a razor to open this silly ugly brown box! ouch! it bit me! oh! that was the knife, never run with with a razor boys and girls, my that's a lot of blood, but sacrifices must be made for great gaming! now to reach the box.... its... so far... everything's losing focus.... mother!
*Sound of head hitting ugly brown box*