Why Conan

[Clovenhoof]

Relax, Barbarossa. Don't behave so german in here. ^^

 

[Barbarossa Rotbart]

:shock:
Why is it german to tell some one that he writes nonsense?
:roll:

 

[Malcadon]

It's an exaggeration! I'm stating that Wizard's D&D is more for the Legolas/Drizzt fans, and that Conan is more for the Dirty Harry fans.

 

[Barbarossa Rotbart]

But that's not what you said. You made your statement by comparing some kind of hermaphrodite with the stereotypical barbarian. And that is nonsense.
Using facts is much better that using such nonsense.

 

[Malcadon]

But that's not what you said. You made your statement by comparing some kind of hermaphrodite with the stereotypical barbarian. And that is nonsense.
Using facts is much better that using such nonsense.

[headbutts the screen] IT WAS A JOKE!!! You dont get literal with jokes!

...hermaphrodite? I dont even remember taking about a hermaphrodite? :?

 

[Barbarossa Rotbart]

But that's not what you said. You made your statement by comparing some kind of hermaphrodite with the stereotypical barbarian. And that is nonsense.
Using facts is much better that using such nonsense.

[headbutts the screen] IT WAS A JOKE!!! You dont get literal with jokes!

That was really no joke. That was worse than that nonsense some call comedy.

...hermaphrodite? I dont even remember taking about a hermaphrodite? :?

You have:

- has female genitalia, but is still a male

If that is no hermaphrodite...

Conclusion:
Jokes and discussions do not mix very well. There is always the possibility that some one does not realize that you are joking.

 

[Clovenhoof]

*whimper*

 

[Malcadon]

That was really no joke. That was worse than that nonsense some call comedy.

- has female genitalia, but is still a male

If that is no hermaphrodite...

Yes, It worse then nonsense, cuz it a guy joke! When a guy says that another guy has female genitalia, then he is saying that he is a pussy! Such a guy dont really have female genitalia, but is called a pussy do to his general moaning, groaning, and bitching over the littlest sh!t! Sure its not a nice thing to say, but this is dudes we're talking about, and we're just like that!

Conclusion:
Jokes and discussions do not mix very well. There is always the possibility that some one does not realizes that you are joking.

Yes, but it rarely happens! :roll:

 

[Barbarossa Rotbart]

There are other ways to express that you do not like (or really hate) D&D without offending parts of society.

 

[Clovenhoof]

You will find -- or may have found out by now -- that this particular Conan board is not what the Americans call "family friendly", nor is it politically correct, because the GAME is not politically correct, and we enjoy it.

 

[Barbarossa Rotbart]

In know that the Conan RPG is more than all that D&D should and could be, but that is still no reason to make very bad jokes!

 

[Hervé]

Why Conan?
BECAUSE THERE ARE NO F*****G ELVES !!!!!

 

[Barbarossa Rotbart]

Sometimes I ask myself, why every one seems to hate elves...
There are fantasy worlds in which they aren't those peaceful superhumans that they are in D&D.

No problemsolving magic!
No hordes of weird monsters!
No halflings!
No alignments!

 

[Hervé]

Sometimes I ask myself, why every one seems to hate elves...

Because I tend to have a problem with tall blonde pure race people that consider themselves superior to other races, and probably also because it's the favourite race of all the world's Kevins... :twisted:

 

[Clovenhoof]

Because I tend to have a problem with tall blonde pure race people that consider themselves superior to other races

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Strike!

 

[Malcadon]

Sometimes I ask myself, why every one seems to hate elves...

- Legolas
- Drizzt Do'urden
- Andy Dick

Need I go on?

 

[Barbarossa Rotbart]

- Legolas

That's the movies' fault. And the fault of those annoying fans. The version of the novels is not so overpowered.

- Drizzt Do'urden

Main characterof a typical D&D novel series. So it is no wonder that you don't like him.

- Andy Dick

Who? Never heard of him.

Need I go on?

Yes...

 

[Krushnak]

The only elves i like are the ones from the Poison Elves graphic novels. And the Wood Elves from Warhammer.

 

[Barbarossa Rotbart]

Oh! The elves from TDE are also not bad either.

 

[Ichabod]

It was D&D and all of the knockoffs which taught me to hate elves. As superior beings in myth and folklore or in Tolkien, they were cool. As silly fighter/magic-user/thief* pointy eared freaks who wag fingers at dwarves and who regularly breed with humans and demons while deferring party leadership to people who have lived for one tenth of their age, they lost any self respect.

* Unless, of course, you are playing any one of the 50+ races of elves that weren't high elves.