Traveller none-Human jokes

[JMISBEST]

Hi

I want you guys to post some of your favourite jokes about none-humans in Traveller, here are me 4 favourites

What do you call a female Aslan with 2 brain cells. Pregnant

5 Vagrs go into a TL 10 carwash, which is the only 1 with more then 1 braincell, the 1 not on A TL 11 Racing Class Hovsrbike

How do you confuse A Hiver. Show them TL 10 versions of A Axe and A Spade and ask them to take their Pick

What racist names can you call a deaf 11 foot tall 300 pound Aslan Champion Weight-lifter. Any you like he won't be able to hear you

 

[legozhodani]

No.

 

[Captain Nebula]

How do you confuse A Hiver. Show them TL 10 versions of A Axe and A Spade and ask them to take their Pick

Love it!

 

[Rick]

So what you are saying is that, in the umpteen thousand years from now until the current Traveller year, humaniti still hasn't learned a damned thing about diversity and we're still going around making insulting and condescending jokes about sophonts who look different? Shame on you.

 

[legozhodani]

Hence my no.

 

[PsiTraveller]

A human walks into an Aslan restaurant. The chef snarls "We don't serve humans here!"

"Well that's good news," he replies, " I don't eat humans, I'll have the fish."