Solomani666
Mongoose
Traveller AR is just one of several Communist plots designed to kill off the segment of the population that is both creative and intelligent i.e. Traveller Players.
http://www.Traveller-AR.com
To Prove My Point:
1. All Mac users are Communists. This is a well established and proven fact.
2. All iPhone and iPod users are being indoctrinated into the Commie Collective. This is also a proven fact.
3. The less hardcore Mac users may seem to be 'Socialist Tree Hugging Hippies' but do not be fooled. They are actually Communists with a secret Green Agenda to tax people based on their carbon footprint, so as to make everyone equal (i.e. Communist) and Green (i.e. Red).
4. Traveller AR is only intended to be released on the Communist iPhone, with no intention whatsoever of being released on the Bourgeoisie Blackberry.
5. Since Traveller AR is only being released on the Communist iPhone, then Traveller AR must be a Communist plot! This reasoning is irrefutable.
6. Further I spoke with one of the PR reps of ingZ and he told me that the game will not have a monthly fee, but players can purchase (With real capitalist American dollars) in-game items and CR's (Note that this is 'credits' with a capital 'R'. CR really stands for 'Communist Ruble'! So the game will be financed by players spending American money to buy virtual Communist money!
7. I suspect that after the beta test and just before the release date they will announce that the game has been cancelled, triggering world wide mass suicides of Traveller players. This will gain the game much publicity.
8. After the intelligent and creative "Traveller" players have been killed off, a dumbed down version of the game will be released, using the games AR technology to brainwash the remaining 'slightly less than sophant but with animal cunning' people into Commie subjugation. This new version will be called "Travla'" where you play a 'space homie' trying to 'out bling' other homies by trickin' out your far trader with chrome fuel scoops and lighted spinning turret accessories. It will be narrated by Lil' Wayne who, for some reason, does not die while wearing the pants to his vacc suit below his buttocks in hard vacuume.
So I ask all Traveller players to see this dirty nasty commie plot for what it is and to avoid Traveller AR at all costs! If they can get away with this, the next thing you know, the commies will be flouridating our water supply and turning us all into helpless, mindless Commie drones!
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http://www.Traveller-AR.com
To Prove My Point:
1. All Mac users are Communists. This is a well established and proven fact.
2. All iPhone and iPod users are being indoctrinated into the Commie Collective. This is also a proven fact.
3. The less hardcore Mac users may seem to be 'Socialist Tree Hugging Hippies' but do not be fooled. They are actually Communists with a secret Green Agenda to tax people based on their carbon footprint, so as to make everyone equal (i.e. Communist) and Green (i.e. Red).
4. Traveller AR is only intended to be released on the Communist iPhone, with no intention whatsoever of being released on the Bourgeoisie Blackberry.
5. Since Traveller AR is only being released on the Communist iPhone, then Traveller AR must be a Communist plot! This reasoning is irrefutable.
6. Further I spoke with one of the PR reps of ingZ and he told me that the game will not have a monthly fee, but players can purchase (With real capitalist American dollars) in-game items and CR's (Note that this is 'credits' with a capital 'R'. CR really stands for 'Communist Ruble'! So the game will be financed by players spending American money to buy virtual Communist money!
7. I suspect that after the beta test and just before the release date they will announce that the game has been cancelled, triggering world wide mass suicides of Traveller players. This will gain the game much publicity.
8. After the intelligent and creative "Traveller" players have been killed off, a dumbed down version of the game will be released, using the games AR technology to brainwash the remaining 'slightly less than sophant but with animal cunning' people into Commie subjugation. This new version will be called "Travla'" where you play a 'space homie' trying to 'out bling' other homies by trickin' out your far trader with chrome fuel scoops and lighted spinning turret accessories. It will be narrated by Lil' Wayne who, for some reason, does not die while wearing the pants to his vacc suit below his buttocks in hard vacuume.
So I ask all Traveller players to see this dirty nasty commie plot for what it is and to avoid Traveller AR at all costs! If they can get away with this, the next thing you know, the commies will be flouridating our water supply and turning us all into helpless, mindless Commie drones!
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