alex_greene
Guest
In my head, the name of the product comes out as "Traveller arrr," which makes me think it's actually pirates!!!
Or even Communist pirates!!!
Or even Communist pirates!!!
Traveller AR Is A Commie Plot [Now With Quiz and New Topic!]
- Thread starter Solomani666
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Solomani666
Mongoose
alex_greene said:
Ships Officer: "But Captain how do you know they are pirates?"
Captain: "I know because they 'Arrrr'."
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Mark A. Siefert
Mongoose
OK, who let Glen Beck join the forum?
Solomani666
Mongoose
Mark A. Siefert said:
Glenn Beck is a Neo-Con which is just another term for 'Fascist-Light' aka 'people who lack the cojones to fill SS boots'.
Either way, a Fascist is just a Commie with a 'really spiffy uniform'.
Shoot both, but take pictures of the Fascist first.
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Solomani666 said:
You are definitely an odd fellow, Solomani666, I'll give you that.
It does amuse me a bit that Traveller munges both of those two philosophically divergent systems under one label though: F - Totalitarian Oligarchy. "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss," I guess. :twisted:
captainjack23
Cosmic Mongoose
far-trader said:
Nah. Its dark lord skippy. This is Chaos.
Solomani666
Mongoose
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ARE YOU AT RISK OF DEVELOPING FULL BLOWN COMMUNISM?
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In order to thwart a possible pandemic, the Center for Disease Control asks all citizens to post their PERSONAL and ECONOMIC antibody scores to this thread.
Thank you for your cooperation.
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ARE YOU AT RISK OF DEVELOPING FULL BLOWN COMMUNISM?
DO YOU HAVE THE 'RED DISEASE'?
WE URGE EVERYONE TO GET TESTED NOW TO HELP STOP THE SPREAD OF THE 'RED DISEASE'.
YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF AND THOSE YOU LOVE, TO PROTECT THEM FROM 'RED' INFECTION.
GET TESTED NOW!
Contact http://www.theadvocates.org/quiz to locate a Red Disease testing center near you.
Note: There is no cure for Full Blown Communism, but the Red Disease, if detected in its early stages, can be treated.
In order to thwart a possible pandemic, the Center for Disease Control asks all citizens to post their PERSONAL and ECONOMIC antibody scores to this thread.
Thank you for your cooperation.
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Solomani666
Mongoose
hdan said:
Commies are Fascists and Fascists are Commies.
Commies control/steal your MONEY first then control your MORALITY second.
Fascists control your MORALITY first then control/steal your MONEY second.
Given enough time in power they both eventually become the same thing... almost.
Let's take a look at some of the differances and score points:
Fascists:
Have way cool uniforms and style. They may be comitting evil deads, but they look damn good doing them.
(+1 Score)
Have sex. The Italians would probably have written the Kama Sutra if the Indians hadn't done it first. The Germans have invented ways of having sex that would even make Satan blush.
(+1 Score)
Communists:
Have dull colored uniforms made from cheap fabric designed to make everone look equally ugly and feel equally terrible about themselves.
(Score -1)
Do not have sex... They replicate!
(Score -2)
Final Score:
Fascists (2), Communists a pathetic (-3)
Roll For Result:
Shoot the Commie immediatly.
Give the Fascist his last meal then shoot him in the morning.
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I'm pretty dim about these things, but I suspect Solomani666 is trying to make some sort of point, though the irony of embracing an authoritarian approach to ferreting out fascists, especially from someone who recently went through some trouble to control the contents of threads on a public board is not lost on me. :wink:
Anyhow, droll as it may be, I'm not sure digressing from a thread's title is quite the same magnitude infraction as bringing modern politics into a message board supporting an RPG set in a fictional far-future universe.
In other words - Solomani666, if you're trying to teach some sort of lesson by example, you've missed the mark IMHO.
Instead, how about finding a thread on Aslan feeding etiquette and posting about the non-viability of piracy in the 3I.
(This is all written in good fun - nobody get too worked up now, 'kay?)
Anyhow, droll as it may be, I'm not sure digressing from a thread's title is quite the same magnitude infraction as bringing modern politics into a message board supporting an RPG set in a fictional far-future universe.
In other words - Solomani666, if you're trying to teach some sort of lesson by example, you've missed the mark IMHO.
Instead, how about finding a thread on Aslan feeding etiquette and posting about the non-viability of piracy in the 3I.
(This is all written in good fun - nobody get too worked up now, 'kay?)
Solomani666
Mongoose
hdan said:I'm pretty dim about these things, but I suspect Solomani666 is trying to make some sort of point, though the irony of embracing an authoritarian approach to ferreting out fascists, especially from someone who recently went through some trouble to control the contents of threads on a public board is not lost on me. :wink:
Anyhow, droll as it may be, I'm not sure digressing from a thread's title is quite the same magnitude infraction as bringing modern politics into a message board supporting an RPG set in a fictional far-future universe.
In other words - Solomani666, if you're trying to teach some sort of lesson by example, you've missed the mark IMHO.
Instead, how about finding a thread on Aslan feeding etiquette and posting about the non-viability of piracy in the 3I.
(This is all written in good fun - nobody get too worked up now, 'kay?)
No lesson intended, this grew organically.
Do you actually see a serious political discussion going on here?
If you do then you probably vote based on what you read in the comic strips.
This thread is no more political than the game "Paranoid".
Obviously you are a Commie spy (Infiltration-1, Party-Pooping-3) sent to infiltrate this thread. But just to be fair, we will ask you one question to determain the final verdict...
This thread is either:
A. The funniest thing you have read in this forum in a long time.
B. You are a Commie spy and should be shot immediatly! (No last meal for you!)
While you are making up your mind, have a Red Bull and a laugh on me, but please don't take too long, the firing squad is on overtime.
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far-trader
Mongoose
Solomani666 said:
"Nooo! Curses! Too late. Why do you keep giving them Red Bulls? They always fly off on us when you do that :x Now who are we going to shoot?"
Solomani666 said:
HA Joke's on you - I didn't vote!
I don't see anything like a serious political discussion going on here, though it's true that I get most of my politics from xkcd.
Solomani666 said:
C. I see your protestations for the misdirection they are, you COMMIE INFILTRATOR! I didn't spend all that time at Chronor University to fall for a basic trick like this...
Thx 4 teh Red Bull CUL8Rz!
Solomani666
Mongoose
hdan said:
You have a fake degree!
The school name is even spelled wrong on the diploma!
If you really were a graduate of "Cronor University" you would have
posted your answer before I asked the question!
You are such a phoney that I bet your player character isn't even real!
This calls for an immediate skills adjustment: Infiltration-0
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captainjack23
Cosmic Mongoose
hdan said:
The Vilani guy ? yeah, I think it was : "Tuvillimilositiii nosiiumii vol quarentii vol quarenntticossii trollydontiphrosuvuumlli; teiitortuii tos nos nosiiumae qua'lanngangannaar Tuvillimiositi vol k'runterrumpttipum'pum', vosvol rumpiipumpumii rumpi-pum p'um, meeehandmi drumm taratumtum tum".
Heh, aint that the truthii ....
