The Most Stupid Movie Synopsis EVER

[MongooseBella]

Well, I have two for you then...
- Six String Samurai [1998]. A post-apocalypse Elvis impersonator... No, FO New Vegas DIDN'T come up with that one first
- Cocaine Bear [2023].

I really wanted to like Cocaine Bear but I couldn't for some reason? It felt like it was taking itself a bit too seriously maybe?

 

[GabrielGABFonseca]

Strictly speaking not a synopsis, but I feel like this lives up to the spirit of the thread...

 

[Condottiere]

When I really had lots of time on my hands, and limited access to media, I watched a lot of garbage.

The problem is, nowadays mediocrity is widely accessible, and not inclined to waste my time on it.

Unless, drawn to it like a siren's song of doom.

 

[CordwainerFish]

Glorious (2022): A man is trapped in a rest stop men's room with a talking glory hole that says it's a god who needs his help to save the universe.

I am not making this up.

 

[boggo2300]

I have a soft spot for watching 'bad' or 'panned' films, I think sometimes you can find something wholly endearing about them. They're both on my 5 star list on Letterboxd which, as a site, typically rates things lower than others.
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Even then I think the comments speak to something important: the people didn't care how stupid the plot was ang genuinely just wanted to make a fun movie. Not to wax lyrical about Velocipastor but I think it's one of the few movies made in recent years that has made me want to sit down and watch rather than doing it because I've nothing else to do. Same with Sinners; Abby and I went to the cinema to watch it and it made me genuinely glad I'd seen it in theatrical release rather than waiting for it on a streaming site.

I am now attributing MongoosBella with unnatural psychic abilities, as Velocipastor has suddenly turned up on my "you might like this" movie list (and it 100% was not there before I read this thread)

 

[AndrewW]

I am now attributing MongoosBella with unnatural psychic abilities, as Velocipastor has suddenly turned up on my "you might like this" movie list (and it 100% was not there before I read this thread)

Might be a psion, better alert the Imperial authorities.

 

[Arkathan]

I am now attributing MongoosBella with unnatural psychic abilities, as Velocipastor has suddenly turned up on my "you might like this" movie list (and it 100% was not there before I read this thread)

If you told someone else about the thread/movie in the presence of your phone, or if you searched for it, there is your answer.

 

[boggo2300]

If you told someone else about the thread/movie in the presence of your phone, or if you searched for it, there is your answer.

thats why I'm blaming Bella, I did neither of those things

 

[MongooseBella]

Its all part of my long game to get people to watch Velocipastor

 

[Condottiere]

Velocipasta