Condottiere
Emperor Mongoose
Amphibious motorcycle.
Ship's Locker: Out of the Closet
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Amphibious motorcycle.
Condottiere
Emperor Mongoose
Skinhead Vargr.
G'Naakbusters
Emperor Mongoose
"Personal log. Crewman Dzarrv expressed concerns that the native anti-insect sprays might have averse affects on Vargr biology, he read something about "possible hair loss". I insisted it was fine and that he should join the party. I'm currently hiding in the laundry room. I have to be quiet now, I think I hear him nearby..."
Condottiere
Emperor Mongoose
Soviet Star Wars - Return Of The Communists (AI Parody)
DrThe conclusion to the Soviet Star Wars trilogy!
00:00 Previously on Soviet Star Wars
00:54 Jabba's Palace
01:47 The Rancor Scene
02:31 The Empire's War Machine
03:02 Planet Stalingrad
04:02 The Bolshevik Armada
04:26 Lukeov Completes His Training
04:50 The Battle of Endorgrad
05:01 The Final Confrontation
05:32 Lukeov Betrays His Comrades
06:10 Destruction of Endorgrad
06:36 Lukeov's Reign of Terror
06:51 Admiral Ackbarov's Terrible Fate
07:28 R2-Gruski the Liquidator
07:42 C3-KGB Minister of Truth
08:00 DYATLOV!
08:31 Not Real Communism!
08:50 Comradette Rey
09:02 Marx
1. You're greatest enemies will nor be the capitalists you fight, but the comrades who helped you win.
2. Remember, the Revolution is never complete, until all those who remember the old ways are gone.
3. It's a trap.
4. You have been found guilty of counterrevolutionary naval tactics, and excessive competence without proper ideological supervision.
DrThe conclusion to the Soviet Star Wars trilogy!
00:00 Previously on Soviet Star Wars
00:54 Jabba's Palace
01:47 The Rancor Scene
02:31 The Empire's War Machine
03:02 Planet Stalingrad
04:02 The Bolshevik Armada
04:26 Lukeov Completes His Training
04:50 The Battle of Endorgrad
05:01 The Final Confrontation
05:32 Lukeov Betrays His Comrades
06:10 Destruction of Endorgrad
06:36 Lukeov's Reign of Terror
06:51 Admiral Ackbarov's Terrible Fate
07:28 R2-Gruski the Liquidator
07:42 C3-KGB Minister of Truth
08:00 DYATLOV!
08:31 Not Real Communism!
08:50 Comradette Rey
09:02 Marx
1. You're greatest enemies will nor be the capitalists you fight, but the comrades who helped you win.
2. Remember, the Revolution is never complete, until all those who remember the old ways are gone.
3. It's a trap.
4. You have been found guilty of counterrevolutionary naval tactics, and excessive competence without proper ideological supervision.
Condottiere
Emperor Mongoose
Star Wars Epic Queen Parody - Skywalker Rhapsody!
SKYWALKER RHAPSODY — he loved, he burned, he sang.
An operatic retelling of Anakin’s fall, where lava meets melody and destiny gets a soundtrack.
SKYWALKER RHAPSODY — he loved, he burned, he sang.An operatic retelling of Anakin’s fall, where lava meets melody and destiny gets a soundtrack.
Condottiere
Emperor Mongoose
Disco Star Wars: May the Funk be with You (Music Video)
THE FORCE HAS A FEVER, AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE BASSLINE.
You've witnessed the wars among the stars.
You've seen the struggle between the Light Side and the Dark Side
But you've never seen the battle for the dance floor.
Welcome to the Mos Eisley Cantina, reimagined as the galaxy's funkiest, most soulful discotheque, where the only duel that matters is the dance-off.
This is STAR WARS as you've never heard it before.
When an impossibly groovy beat drops, the entire galactic conflict grinds to a halt. Watch as bitter rivals—a Sith Lord in a velvet cape and a farm boy in a flyboy suit—put down their weapons and get down to the rhythm.
See Wookiees doing the hustle, Stormtroopers breakdancing, and droids doing The Robot.
This is the untold story of the one night the war was paused for a funky intervention.
From shady deals in shag-carpeted booths to a Death Star-shaped disco ball, this is a loving, high-energy, and utterly absurd tribute to a galaxy far, far away.
It's not about the Light or the Dark...
It's about The Funk.
STARRING:
The Icons: The Heart of the Saga
Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker
Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia
Harrison Ford as Han Solo
Alden Ehrenreich as a young Han Solo
Chewbacca as Himself
C-3PO as Himself
R2-D2 as Himself
The Chosen One: The Anakin Skywalker Legacy
Jake Lloyd as a young Anakin Skywalker
Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker
Darth Vader as Himself
The Masters: The Jedi Council
Alec Guinness as Obi-Wan Kenobi
Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi
Liam Neeson as Qui-Gon Jinn
Samuel L. Jackson as Mace Windu
Yoda as Himself
Baby Yoda as Himself
Aayla Secura as Herself
Ki-Adi-Mundi as Himself
Kit Fisto as Himself
Luminara Unduli as Herself
Plo Koon as Himself
Shaak Ti as Herself
The Architects: The Creator and The Phantom Menace
George Lucas as Himself
Emperor Palpatine as Himself
Ian McDiarmid as Senator Palpatine
Queens, Scoundrels & Royalty
Natalie Portman as Padmé Amidala
Billy Dee Williams as Lando Calrissian
Donald Glover as a young Lando Calrissian
Jimmy Smits as Bail Organa
Genevieve O'Reilly as Mon Mothma
Lobot as Himself
The New Generation: The Resistance & The First Order
Daisy Ridley as Rey
John Boyega as Finn
Oscar Isaac as Poe Dameron
Adam Driver as Kylo Ren
Warriors & Bounty Hunters: The Galactic Elite
Pedro Pascal as The Mandalorian (Din Djarin)
Temuera Morrison as Jango Fett
Temuera Morrison as Boba Fett
Rosario Dawson as Ahsoka Tano
Temuera Morrison as Captain Rex
Katee Sackhoff as Bo-Katan Kryze
The Bad Batch (Hunter, Wrecker, Tech, Echo)
Bossk as Himself
Cad Bane as Himself
Aurra Sing as Herself
Dengar as Himself
Fennec Shand as Herself
IG-88 as Himself
Paz Vizsla as Himself
The Dark Side: Sith & Agents of Evil
Christopher Lee as Count Dooku
Ray Park as Darth Maul
General Grievous as Himself
Savage Opress as Himself
Asajj Ventress as Herself
The Grand Inquisitor as Himself
Andy Serkis as Supreme Leader Snoke
The Knights of Ren as Themselves
The Empire & First Order: Officers of the Regime
Peter Cushing as Grand Moff Tarkin
Giancarlo Esposito as Moff Gideon
Grand Admiral Thrawn as Himself
Gwendoline Christie as Captain Phasma
Domhnall Gleeson as General Hux
Imperial Officer as Himself
Rogues & Rebels: The Sparks of Hope
Felicity Jones as Jyn Erso
Diego Luna as Cassian Andor
K-2SO as Himself
Donnie Yen as Chirrut Îmwe
Jiang Wen as Baze Malbus
Wedge Antilles as Himself
Admiral Ackbar as Himself
Doctor Aphra as Herself
Ezra Bridger as Himself
Hera Syndulla as Herself
Kanan Jarrus as Himself
Rose Tico as Herself
Sabine Wren as Herself
Zorii Bliss as Herself
The Cantina Locals: Creatures, Aliens & Droids
Jabba the Hutt as Himself
Bib Fortuna as Himself
Salacious B. Crumb as Himself
Wicket W. Warrick as Himself
Misc. Ewoks as Themselves
Figrin D'an as Himself
Misc. Bith Musicians as Themselves
Greedo as Himself
Maz Kanata as Herself
Jar Jar Binks as Himself
Oola as Herself
Gamorrean Guards as Themselves
GONK Droid as Himself
Chief Chirpa as Himself
Custom DJ Droid as Itself
FX-7 Medical Droid as Itself
Gran as Himself
Ithorian (Hammerhead) as Himself
Mouse Droid as Itself
Nute Gunray as Himself
Ponda Baba as Himself
Dr. Evazan as Himself
Quarren Senator as Himself
Tusken Raiders as Themselves
Ugnaughts as Themselves
Watto as Himself
Weequay Pirate as Himself
Clean up crew.
THE FORCE HAS A FEVER, AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE BASSLINE. You've witnessed the wars among the stars.
You've seen the struggle between the Light Side and the Dark Side
But you've never seen the battle for the dance floor.
Welcome to the Mos Eisley Cantina, reimagined as the galaxy's funkiest, most soulful discotheque, where the only duel that matters is the dance-off.
This is STAR WARS as you've never heard it before.
When an impossibly groovy beat drops, the entire galactic conflict grinds to a halt. Watch as bitter rivals—a Sith Lord in a velvet cape and a farm boy in a flyboy suit—put down their weapons and get down to the rhythm.
See Wookiees doing the hustle, Stormtroopers breakdancing, and droids doing The Robot.
This is the untold story of the one night the war was paused for a funky intervention.
From shady deals in shag-carpeted booths to a Death Star-shaped disco ball, this is a loving, high-energy, and utterly absurd tribute to a galaxy far, far away.
It's not about the Light or the Dark...
It's about The Funk.
STARRING:
The Icons: The Heart of the Saga
Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker
Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia
Harrison Ford as Han Solo
Alden Ehrenreich as a young Han Solo
Chewbacca as Himself
C-3PO as Himself
R2-D2 as Himself
The Chosen One: The Anakin Skywalker Legacy
Jake Lloyd as a young Anakin Skywalker
Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker
Darth Vader as Himself
The Masters: The Jedi Council
Alec Guinness as Obi-Wan Kenobi
Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi
Liam Neeson as Qui-Gon Jinn
Samuel L. Jackson as Mace Windu
Yoda as Himself
Baby Yoda as Himself
Aayla Secura as Herself
Ki-Adi-Mundi as Himself
Kit Fisto as Himself
Luminara Unduli as Herself
Plo Koon as Himself
Shaak Ti as Herself
The Architects: The Creator and The Phantom Menace
George Lucas as Himself
Emperor Palpatine as Himself
Ian McDiarmid as Senator Palpatine
Queens, Scoundrels & Royalty
Natalie Portman as Padmé Amidala
Billy Dee Williams as Lando Calrissian
Donald Glover as a young Lando Calrissian
Jimmy Smits as Bail Organa
Genevieve O'Reilly as Mon Mothma
Lobot as Himself
The New Generation: The Resistance & The First Order
Daisy Ridley as Rey
John Boyega as Finn
Oscar Isaac as Poe Dameron
Adam Driver as Kylo Ren
Warriors & Bounty Hunters: The Galactic Elite
Pedro Pascal as The Mandalorian (Din Djarin)
Temuera Morrison as Jango Fett
Temuera Morrison as Boba Fett
Rosario Dawson as Ahsoka Tano
Temuera Morrison as Captain Rex
Katee Sackhoff as Bo-Katan Kryze
The Bad Batch (Hunter, Wrecker, Tech, Echo)
Bossk as Himself
Cad Bane as Himself
Aurra Sing as Herself
Dengar as Himself
Fennec Shand as Herself
IG-88 as Himself
Paz Vizsla as Himself
The Dark Side: Sith & Agents of Evil
Christopher Lee as Count Dooku
Ray Park as Darth Maul
General Grievous as Himself
Savage Opress as Himself
Asajj Ventress as Herself
The Grand Inquisitor as Himself
Andy Serkis as Supreme Leader Snoke
The Knights of Ren as Themselves
The Empire & First Order: Officers of the Regime
Peter Cushing as Grand Moff Tarkin
Giancarlo Esposito as Moff Gideon
Grand Admiral Thrawn as Himself
Gwendoline Christie as Captain Phasma
Domhnall Gleeson as General Hux
Imperial Officer as Himself
Rogues & Rebels: The Sparks of Hope
Felicity Jones as Jyn Erso
Diego Luna as Cassian Andor
K-2SO as Himself
Donnie Yen as Chirrut Îmwe
Jiang Wen as Baze Malbus
Wedge Antilles as Himself
Admiral Ackbar as Himself
Doctor Aphra as Herself
Ezra Bridger as Himself
Hera Syndulla as Herself
Kanan Jarrus as Himself
Rose Tico as Herself
Sabine Wren as Herself
Zorii Bliss as Herself
The Cantina Locals: Creatures, Aliens & Droids
Jabba the Hutt as Himself
Bib Fortuna as Himself
Salacious B. Crumb as Himself
Wicket W. Warrick as Himself
Misc. Ewoks as Themselves
Figrin D'an as Himself
Misc. Bith Musicians as Themselves
Greedo as Himself
Maz Kanata as Herself
Jar Jar Binks as Himself
Oola as Herself
Gamorrean Guards as Themselves
GONK Droid as Himself
Chief Chirpa as Himself
Custom DJ Droid as Itself
FX-7 Medical Droid as Itself
Gran as Himself
Ithorian (Hammerhead) as Himself
Mouse Droid as Itself
Nute Gunray as Himself
Ponda Baba as Himself
Dr. Evazan as Himself
Quarren Senator as Himself
Tusken Raiders as Themselves
Ugnaughts as Themselves
Watto as Himself
Weequay Pirate as Himself
Clean up crew.
Condottiere
Emperor Mongoose
Darwin Abraham Ward
Strength/six
Dexterity/six
Endurance/six
Intellect/three - low average
Education/three - third grade
Social Standing/three - lower lower class
Skill levels - upto eighteen
Background
Language/mother
first - Admin, Animals, Athletics, Carouse, Drive, Electronics, Flyer, Mechanic, Medic, Profession, Science, Streetwise, Survival, Vacuum Suit
second - Admin, Animals, Athletics, Carouse, Drive, Electronics, Flyer, Mechanic, Medic, Profession, Science, Streetwise, Survival, Vacuum Suit
First Term
University
freshman - twenty one over thirty six, or fifty eight and one third percent
focus, major - Admin, Advocate, Astrogation, Electronics/*, Engineer/*, Medic/*, Science/* // one
focus, minor - Admin, Advocate, Astrogation, Electronics, Engineer, Medic, Science // zero
education - plus one
graduation - twenty one over thirty six, or fifty eight and one third percent
focus, major - Admin, Advocate, Astrogation, Electronics/*, Engineer/*, Medic/*, Science/* // two
focus, minor - Admin, Advocate, Astrogation, Electronics/*, Engineer/*, Medic/*, Science/* // one
education - plus one
career - plus one modifier to next qualification role Agent, Army, Citizen/Corporate, Entertainer/Journalist, Marines, Navy, Scholar, Scouts
commission - plus one on first commission roll to be taken immediately in a military career, if enlisting directly after university at rank/one, if successful
honours - three over thirty six, or eight and one third percent
career - plus two modifier to next qualification role Agent, Army, Citizen (corporate), Entertainer (journalist), Marines, Navy, Scholar, Scouts.
commission - plus two on first commission roll to be taken immediately in a military career, if enlisting directly after university at rank/one, if successful
Military Academy
Army - twenty one over thirty six, or fifty eight and one third percent
Marines - fifteen over thirty six, or forty one and two thirds percent
Navy - ten over thirty six, or 27.77777777777778 percent
focus - basic training service skills of related military career
graduation - fifteen over thirty six, or forty one and two thirds percent
focus - basic training service skills of related military career, pick three and increase to level one, if enlisting into same
education - plus one
qualification - automatic if enlisting into related career
commission - plus two on first commission roll to be taken immediately in a military career, if enlisting directly after the academy at rank/one, if successful
honours - one over thirty six, or 2.77777777777778 percent
social standing - plus one
commission - automatic
failure - may automatically enter related military career, unless two or less on the graduation roll; not eligible for commission in first term
Pre Career Events
Travel - 1.85185185185185 percent chance of plus two modifier to next qualification role
Psionics - 3.24074074074074 percent chance of psionic talents
Partyman -13.88888888888889 percent chance of Carouse/one
Hobby - 13.88888888888889 percent chance of */zero
Plan Bee
Citizen/Worker - 6/4/9
Entertainer/Performer - 5/6/7
Merchant/Free Trader - 5/6/7
Navy/Flight -7/7/6 (9)
Noble/Administrator - 11/5/6
Rogue/Enforcer - 6/6/6
Scholar/Field Researcher - 7/6/7
Scout/Explorer - 6/7/8
Plan Cee
Draft
Strength/six
Dexterity/six
Endurance/six
Intellect/three - low average
Education/three - third grade
Social Standing/three - lower lower class
Skill levels - upto eighteen
Background
Language/mother
first - Admin, Animals, Athletics, Carouse, Drive, Electronics, Flyer, Mechanic, Medic, Profession, Science, Streetwise, Survival, Vacuum Suit
second - Admin, Animals, Athletics, Carouse, Drive, Electronics, Flyer, Mechanic, Medic, Profession, Science, Streetwise, Survival, Vacuum Suit
First Term
University
freshman - twenty one over thirty six, or fifty eight and one third percent
focus, major - Admin, Advocate, Astrogation, Electronics/*, Engineer/*, Medic/*, Science/* // one
focus, minor - Admin, Advocate, Astrogation, Electronics, Engineer, Medic, Science // zero
education - plus one
graduation - twenty one over thirty six, or fifty eight and one third percent
focus, major - Admin, Advocate, Astrogation, Electronics/*, Engineer/*, Medic/*, Science/* // two
focus, minor - Admin, Advocate, Astrogation, Electronics/*, Engineer/*, Medic/*, Science/* // one
education - plus one
career - plus one modifier to next qualification role Agent, Army, Citizen/Corporate, Entertainer/Journalist, Marines, Navy, Scholar, Scouts
commission - plus one on first commission roll to be taken immediately in a military career, if enlisting directly after university at rank/one, if successful
honours - three over thirty six, or eight and one third percent
career - plus two modifier to next qualification role Agent, Army, Citizen (corporate), Entertainer (journalist), Marines, Navy, Scholar, Scouts.
commission - plus two on first commission roll to be taken immediately in a military career, if enlisting directly after university at rank/one, if successful
Military Academy
Army - twenty one over thirty six, or fifty eight and one third percent
Marines - fifteen over thirty six, or forty one and two thirds percent
Navy - ten over thirty six, or 27.77777777777778 percent
focus - basic training service skills of related military career
graduation - fifteen over thirty six, or forty one and two thirds percent
focus - basic training service skills of related military career, pick three and increase to level one, if enlisting into same
education - plus one
qualification - automatic if enlisting into related career
commission - plus two on first commission roll to be taken immediately in a military career, if enlisting directly after the academy at rank/one, if successful
honours - one over thirty six, or 2.77777777777778 percent
social standing - plus one
commission - automatic
failure - may automatically enter related military career, unless two or less on the graduation roll; not eligible for commission in first term
Pre Career Events
Travel - 1.85185185185185 percent chance of plus two modifier to next qualification role
Psionics - 3.24074074074074 percent chance of psionic talents
Partyman -13.88888888888889 percent chance of Carouse/one
Hobby - 13.88888888888889 percent chance of */zero
Plan Bee
Citizen/Worker - 6/4/9
Entertainer/Performer - 5/6/7
Merchant/Free Trader - 5/6/7
Navy/Flight -7/7/6 (9)
Noble/Administrator - 11/5/6
Rogue/Enforcer - 6/6/6
Scholar/Field Researcher - 7/6/7
Scout/Explorer - 6/7/8
Plan Cee
Draft
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