insults 3 son of,bride of insults

[mthomason]

This is why when I GM I keep stats between myself and the individual players... that way they can simply lie about how fast they are

I usually play a rules-light game so having to pass the names of skills and suchlike as notes doesn't slow things down that much.

 

[prophet118]

sadly it was the dm of said game who called me that...lol


and continues to in this one (that hes also dm'ing)

 

[The King]

This kind of label wouldn't unnerve me: IMO, PC's are true heros, not everybody people (in some RPG I mean, not in Call of Cthulhu for example). It is the player who has to personalize his character one way or another and make it different from the others.
If all players of a team do the same, then the group as a whole become an true band and each PC complements the others.

 

[prophet118]

the annoying thing is when i carry that label over into every character i ever do... regardless of whether the characters have ever gone first.

 

[The King]

Then either tell them to stop calling you that or just accept this as a nickname.

 

[prophet118]

lol

 

[toothill man]

time to let the insults fly again

cry havoc and let the weaklings of war run away
didnt you ever hear of staying downwind dun heap
brains,cunning,brawn how did you manage to miss all 3

that feels better :twisted:

 

[toothill man]

please let me guess you are trying to be a warrior not a victum
the reason people call you bad is because they know you have no hope to spell pathetic
dead is so you :twisted:

 

[toothill man]

its only a flesh wound shut up puppy
maybe mummy can sew your arm back
your luck,head,wife and dieing breath now belong to me dog

 

[toothill man]

ah blood fountains.....pretty
come boys and get your fresh meat :twisted:
only person I know that death will improve your stench

 

[toothill man]

bye :twisted:
will not be seeing you again
why not do what you were born to do and just die

 

[toothill man]

can you juggle? because you are c**p at being a warrior :twisted:

 

[lastbesthope]

Keep these coming guys, always funny!

LBH

 

[toothill man]

pain,I will show you the true meaning of pain whelp

you look like a girl,smell like a girl yet claim to be a warrior amazing

 

[toothill man]

there are worse things than death boy ever spent a night of passion with your mother I have
being on the battle field makes you no more a warrior than sleeping with your wife makes you more of a man than she is
please die Im dating your widow this evening :twisted:

 

[toothill man]

dark will be your last sight
love jokes never fought one before
ever thought how your sons look like me?
spirt,heart,vigour your wife had all these last night

 

[toothill man]

please dont tell me you are the best they could find?
the shortest way to death is via me
a gambler risks his wealth,by messing with me you lose your life fool
even drink will not mask the coming pain
hell is coming for you your soul is now mine
to not flee before me is to welcome your own death

 

[The King]

(on a battlefield)

Are we toying with children today?
Harvest season comes early this year
We'll first bathe in your blood and then rape your women.
Where are the foes I can't see any army
My invalid grand-pa would cut a finer figure than your bunch of fighters.

 

[toothill man]

welcome to the insults oh high and majesty please bring them on

 

[prophet118]

updated..lol

http://www.jamesandjennifer.net/Character%20Sheets/Slaine/Insults.pdf