insults 3 son of,bride of insults

[The King]

What a tribe of weaklings that it has to send its local torturer!
Next season will you send your go-go dancers to the battle?

 

[Standing-Stone]

Becareful, your head doesn't soften, as your hair spikes harden, and sink into your skull, spilling it's foul contents for everyone to see.

 

[toothill man]

the dung you use to spike your head as leaked into your poor brain 8)

 

[Standing-Stone]

Oscar Wild - ' I wish I said that. '

 

[Standing-Stone]

[Insulting a male warrior]

Do you go skyclad, so you can count to twentyone

[Or a well endowed female]

Do you go skyclad, so you can count to twentytwo

 

[toothill man]

dont go skyclad as you are just plain ugly

 

[Standing-Stone]

[Insulting a woad warrior]

Your woad stinks or is that you.

 

[toothill man]

ever wondered why your friends only come to greet you down wind :?:

 

[Standing-Stone]

'Your just a gland and a small one at that.'

 

[toothill man]

dont go skyclad its a embarrisment in miniature :shock:

 

[The King]

Fart as much as you can; it won't prevent your death.

 

[toothill man]

no mourning for you just a gladness the stench has gone :shock:

 

[The King]

Hear the vultures. They have come especially to feast on you.

 

[The King]

Why do you keep making children, they aren't even worth to feed the pigs.

 

[The King]

Did your mothers never told you not to put your food directly into your ashole but into your mouth?

 

[kaiserjez]

I'll split you to your spleen

 

[toothill man]

and I will remove said spleen for free then feed it to you :twisted:

 

[Standing-Stone]

Surrender......retreat........run back to the womb.

Or the egg you hatched out of.

Or the boghole that expelled you.

 

[The King]

prepare to burn now that i retrieved my avatar :twisted:

 

[Standing-Stone]

If Bart Simpson was Slaine then he might say 'Eat my Tartens'.

( Or whatever fancy name the Celts have for their speical brand of Tarten shorts.)