Shardan13
Cosmic Mongoose
Here is jokey one that's been in my head for a while.
Generic Conglomerate Ltd
Whispered to be THE mega-corporation that nobody talks about yet always talk about. It seems to be everywhere there is sentient beings providing items and services. It is even said that the ancients had items that were common place, a well-establish brand of Generic, that if so means that Generic may be the oldest mega-corporation in existence.
Generic is headquartered somewhere forgettable and indistinguishable from all the other Generic planets it has established in the various Generic systems.
It's impossible to tell who or what the board members on its board of directors are. They all kinda look and sound the same throughout its history. The few who know about them joke that the directors get their personalities surgery removed as nobody can be that Bland, another brand of Generic, naturally.
Generic sells all sorts of products and services from small items such as its Commonplace, one of public's favorite brands, shoes up to Average, another best seller brand, stellar states. Its personnel providing services has links it all types from homeless to emperors.
Remember if you enter a starport, building or city and you can't tell where it is or what's name is without looking outside think Generic!
Generic Conglomerate Ltd
Whispered to be THE mega-corporation that nobody talks about yet always talk about. It seems to be everywhere there is sentient beings providing items and services. It is even said that the ancients had items that were common place, a well-establish brand of Generic, that if so means that Generic may be the oldest mega-corporation in existence.
Generic is headquartered somewhere forgettable and indistinguishable from all the other Generic planets it has established in the various Generic systems.
It's impossible to tell who or what the board members on its board of directors are. They all kinda look and sound the same throughout its history. The few who know about them joke that the directors get their personalities surgery removed as nobody can be that Bland, another brand of Generic, naturally.
Generic sells all sorts of products and services from small items such as its Commonplace, one of public's favorite brands, shoes up to Average, another best seller brand, stellar states. Its personnel providing services has links it all types from homeless to emperors.
Remember if you enter a starport, building or city and you can't tell where it is or what's name is without looking outside think Generic!
