Funny Quotes...

[Ray]

RPGs seem to attract them, and Paranoia more so than any other game.

This one was done when I was teaching a new fellow the game system at a Con this weekend. He was figuring out what was, and wasn't, allowed:

Player: "If I shoot myself in the foot, would that be treason?"

Me: "Yes, you'd be damaging valuable Computer property. Namely, yourself, and, more importantly, your boot."

Player: "Wait... The BOOT is worth more than I am."

Me: "Yes, a good set of boots is hard to find."

Well, seeing as all that usually remains is a pair of smoking boots no matter what the cause of death is. :wink:

 

[darth_azabrush]

We have a Registered Pyrotechnic that keeps sending a C Mail to the team marked "FIRE?" whenever someone particularly annoying turns up.

Also knowledge of the word Sushi got two of our characters terminated in a conveluted plot twist!