favourite minor and major geases

[The King]

Never tell a lie
Never ask for direction
Always shout your name, the name of your father and the name of your grand-father before going to battle.

 

[The King]

Never show your happiness
Always bellow your pride
Never maken love after cockcrow

 

[toothill man]

never wear bird feathers

never wear a patched cloak

never wear odd shoes

 

[toothill man]

never beat a druid at chess

never wager money on a game of chance

 

[The King]

Never put the left shoe at first.
Never light a torch with another torch.
Never dance with a woman at your left side.

 

[The King]

Never drink over a corpse
Never spit at the dead
Never give nuts to a dead if a squirrel is watching you.

 

[toothill man]

never move a dead corpse while wearing shoes

never eat food found on a corpse

 

[toothill man]

never eat a corpse

never wear dead mens shoes

 

[toothill man]

never be carried if you can walk

never eat off golden plates

 

[umw]

never let them see you sweat!

 

[toothill man]

never give sweets to children

never eat raw tornips

 

[The King]

Never ask why
Never say because

 

[toothill man]

never say a elders name without adding sir :twisted:

 

[toothill man]

never eat your greens

never refuse a offered tankard

 

[The King]

Never use nuts as a weapon :lol:
Never walk backwards even to retreat.
Never give a blow under the belt, even with your weapon.

 

[toothill man]

never run away from a fight

never fight fair :shock:

 

[toothill man]

I will swot you away as if you were a fly

 

[toothill man]

let my weapon embrace you :twisted:

 

[toothill man]

only one of us will live and it is not you :twisted:

 

[toothill man]

life is now only your past :twisted: