A marine crawls through knee deep mud, with machine gun fire wizzing over head, looks to his fellow marine and says "Man, this sucks!"
An army Private sits in a fox-hole, knee deep in mud, he looks at his sergeant and says "Man, this sucks!"
A navy Seaman climbs out of his 5'x2' bunk, runs up onto deck where the strong winds and steady rain quickly soak through his uniform, muttering "This sucks"
An air force officer banks his f-16, passing over head, to look down at the battle field, commenting "Man, it must suck down there"
Back at the air base, 1,000 miles from the front lines, an air force airman returns from duty, sitting down in his air conditioned room, turns on the TV to find that the cable has gone out and shouts "WHAT?! This sucks!"