Sweetness
Mongoose
I love this game.
Well my gaming group and I completed our first Conan session. It lasted a total of 15 minutes, yea just 15 minutes. Let me explain.
Four players and 1 gamemaster (me) is the usual gaming group. Two of the players were excited and two were very concerened. The two players I have an issue with are rulenazis not only that but they are high fantasy jerks. I have had issues with them for a while. So these two jewels refused to play conan unless one could play a dwarf and the other an elf. Well that ticked me off so I agreed.
Player one, the dwarf lover, wanted to be a Cimmerian dwarf named rockfoot. Well I made his character a dwarf alright he was a Cimmerian midget.
Player two, the elf boy, wanted a Cimmerian elf named Legolas or some crap like that. Well I made him a Cimmerian with female features that happened to be of an alternate sexual persuasion. Well I didn't say anthing when the adventure started.
About 5 min into the game player one noticed his dex was very low, about that time player two questioned why everyone called him "legs". When they confronted me I told them there are no sissy races in Conan its a man game. I then explained that one was a midget and the other was a g*y dude. Well that started it all.
Player one threw a piece of pizza at me and hit my chest. player two got up and bumped the table on purpose spilling all the drinks and putting all dice and paper on the floor. Player one caught a glass of coke to the face for yours truly. Player two started to cry when player one freaked because I want Conan style and started laughing and gave him a elbow. The other two players present also started laughing. Player one and player two both left. We cleaned up and plan on playing this weekend minus two players. Well I want to thank Mongoose for delivering me from 500 yearold dwarves and elvin sissies.
I will post my next harrowing adventure into the world of Hyboria.
Peace,
Well my gaming group and I completed our first Conan session. It lasted a total of 15 minutes, yea just 15 minutes. Let me explain.
Four players and 1 gamemaster (me) is the usual gaming group. Two of the players were excited and two were very concerened. The two players I have an issue with are rulenazis not only that but they are high fantasy jerks. I have had issues with them for a while. So these two jewels refused to play conan unless one could play a dwarf and the other an elf. Well that ticked me off so I agreed.
Player one, the dwarf lover, wanted to be a Cimmerian dwarf named rockfoot. Well I made his character a dwarf alright he was a Cimmerian midget.
Player two, the elf boy, wanted a Cimmerian elf named Legolas or some crap like that. Well I made him a Cimmerian with female features that happened to be of an alternate sexual persuasion. Well I didn't say anthing when the adventure started.
About 5 min into the game player one noticed his dex was very low, about that time player two questioned why everyone called him "legs". When they confronted me I told them there are no sissy races in Conan its a man game. I then explained that one was a midget and the other was a g*y dude. Well that started it all.
Player one threw a piece of pizza at me and hit my chest. player two got up and bumped the table on purpose spilling all the drinks and putting all dice and paper on the floor. Player one caught a glass of coke to the face for yours truly. Player two started to cry when player one freaked because I want Conan style and started laughing and gave him a elbow. The other two players present also started laughing. Player one and player two both left. We cleaned up and plan on playing this weekend minus two players. Well I want to thank Mongoose for delivering me from 500 yearold dwarves and elvin sissies.
I will post my next harrowing adventure into the world of Hyboria.
Peace,
