BARBARIAN SNOWMEN? X-mas fun + seasonal greetings

[Raven Blackwell]

HEY RAVEN B. jump in with us 2 + lets give all the 'horned warriors' a special reason to wipe their dusty screens?! ]

Steady on...I nearly choked on me mead after reading that. :lol:

Geordie: She/he's new. I'll let her/him live.

'Buxom': Sorry, I like less virtual partners....

 

[Buxom Sorceress]

HEY RAVEN B. jump in with us 2 + lets give all the 'horned warriors' a special reason to wipe their dusty screens?! ]

Steady on...I nearly choked on me mead after reading that. :lol:

Geordie: She/he's new. I'll let her/him live.
'Buxom': Sorry, I like less virtual partners....

hey 'raven' [she/he/it?!?], i've had less frosty welcomes from atali's giant brothers than from your icy tone?! :lol:

whats your problem? jealous of my 'mighty magical charms' + my popularity with some of the good-humoured + fun loving guys? :wink:

i wont be wasting any more time trying to get a smile out of u..
but i hope u had a 'raving' good 'feast-mas' with the other nuns at the strict 'holy mockingbird convent' in remote, fridgid, northern hyperborea?! :lol:
----
right, time for another romp in the hills with my latest 2 big cimmerian hunks..[so cue the famous song..'the hills are alive with the sound of...' ?!] :wink:

 

[The King]

In which movie would you like to star? In the other topic which get closed recently you said you had some ranks in the barbarian class. Then I asked if you could play as Red Sonja but some posts including this one were erased.
At least you have the temper and the humor to play such an heroine. :wink:

Yes, but I'm fully dressed- and intend to stay that way.

Should I understand by this that you don't like winter?

As for what movie I'd like to play maybe something a female version of The Professional. I like assassin chic.

From Luc Besson you also have Nikita which is a woman trained assassin for the Government.
Anyway from your comments and knowledge I would have expected from you a role like Leeloo from the 5th element.

 

[toothill man]

welcome to the boards buxom and happy christmas and a conan new year to you all 8)

 

[Raven Blackwell]

whats your problem? jealous of my 'mighty magical charms' + my popularity with some of the good-humoured + fun loving guys? :wink:

They're all yours....my scorecard is already full. 8)

Should I understand by this that you don't like winter?

Winter's fine. It's chainmail bikinis I'm not so fond of.

As for what movie I'd like to play maybe something a female version of The Professional. I like assassin chic.

From Luc Besson you also have Nikita which is a woman trained assassin for the Government.

Yeah, but I'd rather be an independant contractor than a government employee again. Less paperwork.

Anyway from your comments and knowledge I would have expected from you a role like Leeloo from the 5th element.

Don't look good in orange clown hair.....

 

[Buxom Sorceress]

whats your problem? jealous of my 'mighty magical charms' + my popularity with some of the good-humoured + fun loving guys? :wink:

They're all yours....my scorecard is already full. 8)

nice one. :lol:
[ your feathers are starting to tickle me now ]

so which of your 'scorecard's is already full?...
temptress?
forum topic assassin?
woodland nymph?
or pro golfer? [ hitting little balls with some venom?! ] :wink:

enjoy filling up all your 'cards', whatever they may be.

 

[The King]

[ your feathers are starting to tickle me now ]

Just a question: is your avatar a real picture of you?

 

[Buxom Sorceress]

[ your feathers are starting to tickle me now ]

Just a question: is your avatar a real picture of you?

she looks a lot like me, + her poses were perfect for my fun purposes. [ as i have already told Yogah on page 1 ]

enjoy the view. ***

 

[The King]

What a luck. It happens that I need a sorceror adviser to tend my needs...hum to assist me in the ruling of my kingdom.

 

[Buxom Sorceress]

What a luck. It happens that I need a sorceror adviser to tend my needs...hum to assist me in the ruling of my kingdom.

well then, O King, come meet me in secret at moon-henge in far northern pictland under the next full moon.
bring a map of your kingdom, + a diagram of your desires, + a bag of rare gems, oh + bring 2 young dancing beauties from your harem + a white goat + the freshly plucked tail-feathers of a fiesty raven. :lol:

it will be a pleasure to satisfy your every royal need with my intoxicating charms + my custom made special 'buxom sorcery'. :wink:

what be thy royal name, + your reputation /history, + where in hyboria do u rule?

 

[The King]

What a luck. It happens that I need a sorceror adviser to tend my needs...hum to assist me in the ruling of my kingdom.

well then, O King, come meet me in secret at moon-henge in far northern pictland under the next full moon.
bring a map of your kingdom, + a diagram of your desires, + a bag of rare gems, oh + bring 2 young dancing beauties from your harem + a white goat + the freshly plucked tail-feathers of a fiesty raven. :lol:

it will be a pleasure to satisfy your every royal need with my intoxicating charms + my custom made special 'buxom sorcery'. :wink:

what be thy royal name, + your reputation /history, + where in hyboria do u rule?

Now that's interesting but why do you want me to go in this Pict Wilderness?

My realms is that of legend and is called Valusia. It existed a long time before the Hyborian kingdoms and only R.E. Howard remembered it in his essay The Hyborian Age (though he also wrote some stories about my heroic deeds).

My capital city is called the city of Wonder; it's located near a beautiful lake where you could bathe as long and as often as you wish.

Me name is Kull, scourge of the serpent-men (and their human worshippers). If you want to hear many of my stories, I will have a bard recitate them for your entertainment.

No problem for the map and the balls of the rare gems, ... um the bags of the rare gems but I'll leave the goat in the farm. A king has other thing to do as to tend to goats! I prefer the smell of incense and of warm mead.

Raven if of course welcome as I know her ways but the bird is rather independant, so if your power of persuasion or your warmth is sufficient, I will have the pleasure to meet another shaman.

As I am still surprised at your suggestion to meet among the Picts, these uneducated people whose smell would even make a goat's herd feel uncomfortable, I have to warn you: though I am sensitive to magic and the black arts (that is why I am looking for one of your kind) any spells or attacks on me has always dire consequences for many, most of whom no longer live to confirm this fact. I am no usual king indeed.

 

[Buxom Sorceress]

Now that's interesting but why do you want me to go in this Pict Wilderness?
..Me name is Kull, scourge of the serpent-men (and their human worshippers)...

oops, sorry, i seem to have dialed the wrong number with my magic mirror? :lol:
kull is of ages past. i thrive in the age when Conan is king of aquilonia.

however, if u want to come thru an archeron-fire-portal into this age i know a mighty arcane 'serpent-sorceress' who has the power? i'm sure she would like to meet u after what u did to her family tree..
+ dont be nervous about pictland. i will protect u till we reach the altar in the henge where u can lay to rest.. :wink:

 

[Raven Blackwell]

so which of your 'scorecard's is already full?...
temptress?
forum topic assassin?
woodland nymph?
or pro golfer? [ hitting little balls with some venom?! ] :wink:

Don't forget the revolutionary scorecard too. So many governements to subvert, so little time.....8)

Don't see myself as a temptress though. The class is too passive agressive. Which reminds me I've got to type up my review of it.....

 

[The King]

Now that's interesting but why do you want me to go in this Pict Wilderness?
..Me name is Kull, scourge of the serpent-men (and their human worshippers)...

oops, sorry, i seem to have dialed the wrong number with my magic mirror? :lol:
kull is of ages past. i thrive in the age when Conan is king of aquilonia.)

When you enter the myth, time is not as important.

however, if u want to come thru an archeron-fire-portal into this age i know a mighty arcane 'serpent-sorceress' who has the power? i'm sure she would like to meet u after what u did to her family tree..

It would be a pleasure to meet her .... to sever her head from her neck. Though I do like tongue games I don't appreciate scales on women.
Now I understand you want that goat around to hide the smell of that she-demon. Is she an acquaintance of you? Perhaps you do worship the same gods, any fool with some influence and charisma to proclame himself god but bleed like anything else.

+ dont be nervous about pictland. i will protect u till we reach the altar in the henge where u can lay to rest.. :wink:

I think I will have to decline your warm invitation for which I am most grateful. However I don't like to lay on or under stone slab.

Anyway as I am a magnanimous king I promise I will provide you with another magic wand should you loose yours. :shock:
But please, don't bring all these animals (goats and snakes and Picts) at my court because I don't have any agreement with the Peta.

 

[Buxom Sorceress]

..Don't see myself as a temptress though. The class is too passive agressive. Which reminds me I've got to type up my review of it.....

i look forward to your review please.
it will be interesting to see how much of the 'temptress' class is based on me, or on my famous khitan sorceress friend 'Meeso-Hornee'?! :lol:

i'm trying to perfect a new 'male control spell', but their reactions so far are just big jerks. familiar?
yes, my 2 familiars just sit + laugh at their stiff jerky movements. :wink:

happy days.

 

[Buxom Sorceress]

..I think I will have to decline your warm invitation..

so u are just a teaser? [the serpent spirits will be disappointed..]

so do u have a harem of buxom beauties?
or do u prefer a single posing queen?

u seem very nervous for a king?
do u feel inferior + forgotten now compared to the mighty, vibrant LEGEND OF CONAN? :lol:

 

[The King]

so do u have a harem of buxom beauties?
or do u prefer a single posing queen?:

I usually use my spare time for other things than the pleasure of the flesh. However I would be happy to content you but please leave your snakes in the fire of oblivion.

u seem very nervous for a king?
do u feel inferior + forgotten now compared to the mighty, vibrant LEGEND OF CONAN? :lol:

I don't. I feel the power of the elder flowing in me. I now what the earth looked like before and what it'll look like later.
The Age of Conan won't last long considering what Howard wrote in the Hyborian age. My age belong to myth.
For your information though, serpent men also belong to this age as the few survivor are now hiding in the most desert and arid region of the planet.
There are so scared that it is difficult to have shoes in snake skin. :shock: :twisted: but perhaps you wear a serpent bikini to protect yourself from the cold?

 

[Buxom Sorceress]

For your information though, serpent men also belong to this age as the few survivor are now hiding in the most desert and arid region of the planet.

ofcourse, the kull tales are mostly just great myths.
but the 'real' 'serpent-men /reptilians' realised it was easier to rule mankind by deciet, stealth, mass brain-washing + illusion.
they rule through their puppets - the super wealthy human elite families + leaders, using brilliantly designed secret corrupt different systems of government + mass manipulation devices, etc... :shock:

they divide + rule us by continual organised fear + false conflicts on a massive scale.
while we are kept struggling to live, in fear, confusion, conditioned by clever lies, + we obey our leaders new laws.. they have nothing to fear from us.
but they need us like we need water.. we are their unknowing slaves + fodder, + we always have been..?

humans will only ever exist as duped slaves. we are good at it. [we were probably designed for it?]. as a race we thrive on it. + while many humans blindly enjoy preying on their own kind there is no hope for any real changes.

the only slight 'consolation' is that there are many other planets across the universe with abused slave populations much like our own. succesful system models are always refined + expanded by the clever abusers..

so, just 'con'-spir-acy theories? sci-fi? experimental psychological philosophy? the true human nature? the 'truth' that we have been conditioned to disbelieve?
or so uncomfortable that we prefer to ignore it + laugh it off? [there is f-all we can do about it anyway now?! ] :? .. :wink:

btw, fantasy stories + rp-games were only designed to help distract us all from our boring, painful, human lives.
are they helping u? [enjoy your fantasies. whatever reality u exist in?! ]

NB- u seem to have got some quotes mixed up in your last post.

 

[The King]

NB- u seem to have got some quotes mixed up in your last post.

You're right, I failed my quote's copy-paste check :wink: But just have edited the problem.

I will come back later to your post. But I have already one question: from what your wrote do you feel as a victim or are you working with the people who hold the power and use your charms (I really like your avatar ) to keep humans from rebelling?

 

[Buxom Sorceress]

..from what you wrote do you feel as a victim or are you working with the people who hold the power and use your charms (I really like your avatar ) to keep humans from rebelling?

very good.
that is a very clever question indeed. 8)
i will have to consult my 'secret-hissing-masters' for the 'appropriate' answer?! :lol:

[ their 'scales of justice' always tip in their required favour..
+ the nomad american native indians instantly recognised their influence as soon as they met their puppets. hence the expression 'white men speak with forked tongue'..
the reptilians dislike all nomads because they are very difficult to control. primitive nomads + remote tribes are the only humans living in some blissfull ignorance, + with some 'free spirit' left..[a bit like the appeal of Conan b4 he was king really? i never wanted him to become a 'king'. it spoils his main appeal as a continually wandering rebelious spirit?]]
but the human race will get their revenge...in fantasy stories, + mongoose source books..? :wink: