WMD Downloads

[darth_azabrush]

The Downloads were really hyped up in the book so where are they? Or was this another Paranoia style joke?

 

[PaulB]

You can get an update on WMD downloads here:

http://www.costik.com/paranoia/2007/09/new-paranoia-pdf-downloads.html

:wink:

 

[Allen Varney]

After years of inertia, I was JUST about to get started on finally doing the long-promised download pages for WMD. Unfortunately, a prolonged bout of travel has let me continue my procrastination. I'm almost about to settle down in one place again, and then I may possibly perhaps get around to pulling together the pages I promised, what was it?, two years ago.

Why, yes, I am, as you so percipiently observe, a flake.

 

[Weet-R-BIX]

So, ..... ummmmm..... How are we doing with the handouts???

 

[Allen Varney]

Yeah, yeah... arrrrgh....

 

[Weet-R-BIX]

So I can take that as a 'not doing very well' response?

 

[Tankdriver]

He did not say that now did he?

 

[PaulB]

Sounds like he's in pain to me...

 

[Tankdriver]

You are mistaken. No one is in pain. No promises were made regarding downloads. Promises can be broken, and broken promises lead to unhappiness. Happiness is mandatory. Making and breaking promises is treason. You are suggesting the gentleman is guilty of treason, are you? making false accusations is treasonous.

 

[PaulB]

Are you questioning an ULTRAVIOLET citizen, citizen. Such a course of action would seem to be rather counterproductive to your advancement.

 

[Tankdriver]

Of course I would not even think of questioning the immensely logical words of a higher-clearance citizen. Why, I must have had my mind taken over temporarily by a commie mutant traitor with traitorous mind control powers to have even concieved of such insubordination.

I so vey humbly thank you for bringing me to my senses, Citizen.